who’d wanna be human anyway?

roachie, dyke, 23, physics masters student, gamer girl, occasional wizard poster, and jatt doyle stan // andrey is the best character in goncharov

[reigenhusband]

i kept seeing reigen edits with meme-y songs so i tried my hand at it 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[dailycatsblog]

[hormonebutch]

[woodrider]

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[newsandstuffisee]

[theaterard]

the concept of a draagoshka trying to insert themselves into soccer twitter

[yourbookgirl]

kiss the face that you cum on, or whatever the saying is

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[theradioghost]

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

[theradioghost]

oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????

leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[cuppydogshane]

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

[sakuu]

(Xユーザーのしぃさん: 「https://t.co/23JtRYySxQ」 / Xから)

[yellbug]

modesty

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[keibay]

Piece by Piece ....

[commissions]

[mychemicalraymance]

Chaperoning a prom is so fucking crazy because like I have to listen to a dj play music that requires being drunk to listen to

[mychemicalraymance]

These teens are in plato's cave of getting lit