A Washed-Up Grade 9 Poster

Hi there Sorry to the people who come here, this blog's a mess Please don't expect much, just reblogs of my intrests

[br0dicusmaximus]

Well, I was told to do this by @enbyonsteriods, so you can blame them for this attempt of an about me

I go by basically any variations of my url, and my preferred pronouns are he/him (generic, I know)

And for what I'm interested in and reblog, so here we go

Ultrakill

Team Fortress 2

Titanfall 2

Undertale

Any and all Fromsoft games

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Jujutsu Kaisen

One Punch Man

Lobotomy Corporation

Library of Runaria

SCP

RWBY

Hazbin Hotel

One Piece

Legend of Zelda

The Owl House

That should be everything, and that'll also be what I reblog (plus some other small stuff)

I'm actually surprised you took the time to read this (or skiped to the bottom)

Why are you still reading? I don't know what else to tell you people about me.

[exhuastedpigeon]

Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

[theconcealedweapon]

[catboybiologist]

ALWAYS get everything in writing

[dragonsrequiem]

Also? If it is a contracted position, write down that you are not quitting but are concerned at the change in contract terms. If they wish to renegotiate your contract, you would be delighted to do so.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know when I was a teen with braces my chemistry teacher told me that she stopped wearing her retainer because she would take it off in her sleep and throw it across the room every night and I remember thinking yeah right that’ll never happen to me

Well guess why I had to stop wearing my retainer last year

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wore that thing every day for eight years with no issue and then all of a sudden one day my sleeping self decided he couldn’t take it anymore and started yeeting it across the room every night

[cipheramnesia]

My wife told me they used to have the lyrics and all the references of "American Pie" by Don McLean memorized, and then I said "American Pie is just Homestuck for the 1970s" and they said they were going to stop telling me things.

[cipheramnesia]

Can we make Borbipptiy Fucknutters happen? Can I get a Borbipptiy Fucknutters in here?

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[totally-cis-offical]

@satan-offical

[evilpineapple-offical]

@satan-offical

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

@satan-offical

[duckydoesstuff]

@satan-offical

[satan-offical]

I've been ignoring these tags

[daysleftofsecondterm]

failing to ignore these tags on 907 days left

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[sheherlockholmes]

pet play but its with insects

[sheherlockholmes]

oh yeah baby youre my sexy little deer fly

[sheherlockholmes]

[gothgatorgirl]

Whatever. Cum my scarab.

[theweirdwideweb]

[sorreleater]

“it’s also good to learn that life isn’t fair!” i don’t WANT children to accept unreasonable discipline from adults!! i don’t WANT children to expect the adults in their lives to punish at random and ignore their explanations!! the world isn’t fair but we could sure work to make it fairer

[moniquill]

Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumphant: ‘So get used to it!’

What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!

-Barbara Alice Mann

[angelsaxis]

But reylo really is the most heterosexual ship out there because the man’s violence and anger and general immaturity are taken to be romantic and the woman’s clear feelings of disgust/hatred/fear of the man are completely ignored.

[angelsaxis]

to think they crucified me for this and acted like I was shitting on DV victims. I’ll add that reylo is white as FUCK.

[baloosbrew]

why is Kira so white where did her melanin go

Please tell me yall get the refrence

[dungeonskeleton]

we could be going down the bigfoot titty slide rn but you won't text back

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[goldenflowery]

UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING GUY! (inspired by this post)

[ammnontet]

my completely original comic idea called "blender explode"

[ammnontet]

this was an awesome way to learn that cad-comic has been shadowbanned for 4 years which also explains why i can't see the 500 asks in its askbox