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cherry valley forever
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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if i look back, i am lost

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@bradylikeslaksa
@ august please be a little gentle with me Iām so tired
Me in my head:Get up bitch! GET š UP! š You havenāt eaten a thing! Its been 12 hours! You canāt live like this!
Also me:
I just want an espresso shot and the sweet release of eternal sleep tbh
gravity town seems promising
Alex Hirsch (as Grunkle Stan): In their infinite wisdom, the marketing geniuses over at the channel have decided that they hate money, and will never make a Gravity Falls DVD, ever. But that wonāt stop me from making my own DVD! Itās called Gravity Town, itās from Grunkle Stan Productions, it has no relation to Gravity Falls. And for all you know it might just be episodes of Seinfeld with my voice dubbed over it. And you can have it! For only one thousand dollars! Buy the DVD! See all the episodes of Dip Dop, as he goes⦠[stammering] a-around the town, to findāfind maybe George and Kramer, sometimes! Come⦠step right up!
When the most obnoxious vegan you know works at a steak house.
There is this thing called capitalism you see, which means that often people have to take jobs which they are morally opposed to in order to not starve. And then there is this other thing called privilege, which means other people canāt fathom why someone might have to do that.
Why bother living when this exists
eat that ass pooh
@khanos
my future kid: mom you remember 2016 right?
me: *closes eyes and takes a deep sigh as darkness and evil surfaces in my mind through my memories* yesā¦
When your depression returns
why is this so funny
The thing that people were chasing was to be not an object, but the five wives. I needed a warrior. But it couldnāt be a man taking five wives from another man. Thatās an entirely different story. So everything grew out of that.
āInitially, there wasnāt a feminist agenda,ā director George Miller insisted.
This quote about Mad Max: Fury Road made me want to gnaw on my own knuckle in cartoonish excitement because DO YOU SEE WHAT HIS LOGIC DOES THERE? Too many directors and writers would stop atĀ āI needed a warrior.ā They never take that next step to understand thatĀ it couldnāt be a man taking five wives from another man.Ā
For most action movies, the first half of this quote is enough. Itās enough to be Liam Neeson or Jason Statham or Clive Owen as a good man rescuing the poor women from the bad man. Easy money, right? Ā But Miller had the instinct to realize that a woman helping other women is not only a more interesting story to tellāitās the story we shouldĀ be telling all along.
(via rashaka)
i'm certain my depression is on its way back, my anxiety is off the rails, and it took all my strength not to steer my car off a fucking cliff tonight
other people: after work I'm going out with friends and this weekend I'm going hiking with ten people and then going to a concert and just like chilling with my buddies
me: after work I plan on melting. melting into my bed. becoming bed in the short time I have before I must re-engage in human contact. weekends are extended melts. being a person for more than 40 hours a week is beyond my capabilities. melting is my capabilities.
At this point I just assume every story on tumblr is fake but I reblog it anyway because who cares weāre all dying and who am I to deprive myself of a tepid chortle
She knew she fucked up
the kind of dudes who defends their shit, trite, offensive humour as āsatireā are the ones complaining about the portrayal of men in the new ghostbusters via chris hemsworth character.
which is so fucking funny b/c chris hemsworth character is literally satirizing the portrayal of women in so many movies and shows, and these dumbasses are proving they dont actually know how to identify satire when theyre rlly presented it lmao
iāll stop when iām dead, thatās for sure
Serena Williams being perfect