The Marvelous Misadventures of Kyrie Cat

I'm Kylie. I am who I am, and I don't plan on being anybody else. Things I love: My Chemical Romance, Supernatural, food, cats, equality. Things I hate: bigots, jerks, and ignorance.

[haleyblogsdaily-deactivated2023]

Okay, consider this:

Supernatural, but instead of Sam and Dean it’s Drake and Josh.

[runawaymarbles]

isn’t that just Buzzfeed Unsolved

[doubleca5t]

[skellylicious]

this is a blessing bat and you don’t have to do anything for it to work. once u see it you are blessed forever.

[glumshoe]

people laughed at my small hands and bone-thin wrists but look who they turn to when they need someone to reach up inside vending machines and retrieve their bounty

[weaselle]

lol this reminds me of this Mongolian dude, Bao Xishun, was like, a herdsman, got recognized for being one of the tallest people anywhere, real tall and skinny guy. Anyway, one day there’s these two dolphins dying from plastic shards in their stomachs, and what you do about that is reach your arm down there and remove them, but nobody’s arms could reach. So somebody goes “hey, I heard about this guy, arms probably long enough” 

and that’s how this dude was was herding livestock in the middle of Mongolia one day and this helicopter lands and some people run out to him like “sir, we need you to get in this helicopter and come with us right away,” and they fly him in to the aquarium and they’re like, “cool, now just... reach down the throats of these two dolphins, you’re the only one who can save their lives.”

and he did. The dolphins lived. And they flew Bao Xishun back to his herd. What a fucking weird ass day that dude had, right?

[glumshoe]

I hope Bao Xishun realizes that he is a modern day folk hero.

[kylehasatumblr]

[glumshoe]

OH THAT GUY! I forgot that was Bao Xishun. Bravo, zorbo.

[buttpoems]

[bimboid]

[ahrima-deactivated20240728]

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

[o-v-e-r-w-h-e-l-m-e-d]

I recently learnt that executive dysfunction can be broken down into two main categories: anxiety that your attempt won't be satisfactory, or confusion about where to start or how to break it down into steps. As much as we feel bad about it, it's extremely important to remember that it is NOT laziness and we in fact shouldn't feel bad.

[ahrima-deactivated20240728]

hey reblog this instead

[blondiboi]

[bucci-mayne]

[kalichnikov]

[hawkeyedflame]

this is like people finding out the name of HP Lovecraft's cat all over again

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[freakofandoms-deactivated202012]

This post is amazing from start to finish

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

The post. the post with the llamas. the post with the llamas specifically used to express frustration. The Frustration llamas post…

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

[warriorchicken-deactivated20150]

Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.

Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it. 

I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.

[warriorchicken-deactivated20150]

Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.

Lazy git.

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[favorite-aesthetic]

He is Leng Jun and his paintings are considered the most realistic ones in the world. See why:

[a-lez-andria-deactivated2019052]

Omggg

[thenobodyhasarrived]

So we not gonna talk about how this man is straight up trapping people inside of canvases huh……

[theconcealedweapon]

[bimbocracy]

This is a manipulation tactic that men use to make it such a pain in the ass to set a boundary with them that you don’t attempt it again

[kedreeva]

When people say things like “fine I’ll just never speak again,” tell them “Sounds like a plan” and move on. You don’t have to cater to them. If they want to act like that, then they can absolutely proceed to shut up until they learn some manners.

[shushtaouk]

gfjdgnfjgk this punk ass bitch really tried it and she fucking obliterated him Im screaming 

[learningtoacceptchange]

May we all take men’s pithy insulting words and turn them into a sword of flames.

[bestviralposts]

oh my god she’s screaming 🤣

credit: bestvideos / ig

[gayngrossdottorg]

[buddhabeeb-deactivated20220106]

It’s so sad it has to get to that point.

[discobloodbath-blog]

That smile at the end. Icon. Also statement above is true. A lot of them just don’t see us as people.

[tedllasso]

Lizzo being the relatable Queen™ that she is.