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officialrung-deactivated2020010

you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you cant laugh and have fun with your partner, or if your conversations are only ever performative affection, you don’t have a good relationship

tim-lucy

The One Where Rachel Should Have Ended Up With Joey™

braudreyscreams

THIS

deepspacepirate

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

togepipi

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

aletterforkatia-deactivated2016

i have been planning on getting my shit together for like 5 years now

breremma

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

woodmeat

this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

aihodyuin123

Sorry but idc if you have mental issues or are clinicly insane, once you murder someone or a bunch of someone’s you don’t deserve help you deserve to be locked the fuck away with no way of ever getting out, you deserve to be alone and suffer for the rest of your pathetic insane life, no sympathy for murders.

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braudreyscreams

Wayyyy too accurate

robertphilip

I kissed Bella. And she broke her hand. Punching my face. Total misunderstanding.

scream-still-screaming

Edward perfectly summed up consent in like a seven words.

aihodyuin123

There was a whole lot wrong with these movies but this scene will forever be one of the best. Edward wasn’t great but at least he knew what consent was.

thebibliosphere

I took my meds too close to bedtime again and I need you all to know the dream I had last night involved Robin Williams becoming the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Not, a character portrayed by Robin Williams, just Robin Williams as himself running around Hogwarts doing wandless magic and being as loud and big as possible because and I quote before I forget:

“Listen, children, I’m not saying all this bad shit that is happening isn’t scary and you shouldn’t be concerned–because you should!–but I’m telling you this now for free. Life is a boggart, it’s the biggest boggart of them all. You never know what it’s going to look like one moment to the next. And sometimes you just gotta laugh. It’s okay to laugh. It’s part of the grieving process. You need to grieve before you can heal. But it’s okay to laugh while you’re doing it.”

I didn’t wake up right after that, some more stuff happened in a hazy sort of way as the dream began to dissolve into conciousness, but I remember him yelling Expecto Patronum as he punched a Death Eater in the face. Because sometimes, evidently, you have to make your own happy memories.

porcupine-girl

I think Robin Williams literally visited you in your sleep from the beyond in order to pass this message on to the world.

spacedlexi

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie