breadbirb

She/They ! 20 ! sexually something ! ao3 ! I like Naruto, Elden Ring, batman, and whatever strikes my fancy at any given moment. im usually just throwing out ideas as they come! Anti-censorship

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[exhausted-undead]

started playing bg3. met this cambion weirdo. unfortunately it really does have someone for everyone

[cannibalchicken]

[5dogheart5]

[squeakitties]

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

[squeakitties]

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

[the-biornicles]

"kids are so whiny and annoying" you want them to be dependent on adults and obedient and silent and convenient but also independent and not needing anything but also without any sense of autonomy and agency but also going outside and getting off their damn phones but also staying inside so they don't get into trouble but also recognizing they have it good but also that the new generation is mindless and stupid but also just say what they want in clear and emotionally mature words but also stop asking for things AND you want them to not be pissy about it? get real

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[pangur-and-grim]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[ophe-liam]

"Itachi would be such a good older brother if they were living in normal times"

Girl. İf they were living in normal times Itachi would gift Sasuke a fucking teddy bear with cameras in it's eyes. He would have cameras in front of his house entrence and also keep checking the security cameras in whole neighborhood. And for this Sasuke actually needs to leave his family house🙏🙏🙏

His ass probably blackmailed some of his friends

[ophe-liam]

You all need to hear me out in my "Itachi has a whole ass files that organized Sasuke's whole life" he does that shit since he was 10

[chhaiya-chhaiya]

Konoha took tips from itachi on how to stalk and spy on people to keep an eye on Uchiha, itachi doesn't know about this because as far as he is concerned he was only talking about how he takes good care of his little brother

[ophe-liam]

LMAO YOU ARE A GENİUS

[realhbomax]

reblog if damian wayne didn't do anything wrong

[torstherapy]

[exclipsensfw]

purity politics

(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)

[exclipsensfw]

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

[transcyberism]

thing that will always enrage me about this website: people here will hear "sex is a human right and an important need for many people" and hear "I am entitled to other people's bodies" instead of "people who want to have sex with each other should be allowed to do that" which is something frankly way too many of you take for granted given sodomy laws in the US were only struck down in 2003. if you're younger than Lawrence v Texas I actually don't want to hear your take on how sex is not a need or a right

[loveridden1999]

women on women action 😍😍😍 (←they are trying to kill each other)