Breakdown

suffering from a severe case of Breakdown brainrot artist and fic writer

[emilixthefox]

Prowl be sitting there with Green like a villain with their cat.

[biobe]

::Something close,:: Soundwave agrees, curling close, tucking Blaster under his chin. If he could, he thinks he would slot the box right into his dock. That if he could fit him in there, and keep him in the safest spot that exists, Soundwave would.

Not trust, but something else indeed. 

otooga's fic that makes me insane actually

[mangopelter44-blog]

[textsfromcybertron]

(714): Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.

[milk-bat]

colored an old sketch bc i miss them

[madamadamiu]

Infantalisation!!!!!

[valve-eater-9000]

NSFW KOBD TALK BELOW!! DONT LIKE, SCROLL!!

Breakdown is so big and tough, I just know there’s that part of him that wants to treated gently. Like he’s something fragile and worthy of paying attention too. Oough, I just need Knockout to talk dirty to him… tell him everything he wants to do to him in detail before doing it. About how he wants to stretch him wide and big, before pumping him full of transfluid. How he’s gonna eat him out until he’s crying and pleading out Knockout’s name, licking up every last drop Breakdown can give before he’s utterly dry. Praising him about how he’s such a good boy who needs to be taken care of. Let him be the pillow princess he deserves to be!

And I know Breakdown would try and please him back, but Knockout would stop him. He says “there is plenty of time to make this about me. But right now, this is about you.” Because honestly, I think apart of Knockout would feel bad for not tending to his partner’s needs. After all, he IS a doctor. So he acts a little possessive in bed. Not exactly a bad way but it’s clear that BD isn’t sure if he’s completely wanted and that idea scares the shit out of Knockout. So he just needs to give a little reminder of who he belongs to <333

[breakdowns-spare-tire]

[lord-squiggletits]

I haven't really gotten much into Prowl and Optimus dynamics but in a way I do find it kind of conceptually funny, tragic, and stupid (in an entertaining way) bc like, it's just funny how Optimus has basically trusted Prowl the entire time they worked with each other and Prowl has continuously done bad shit behind Optimus' back (unclear which OP knew about or how much he was aware of), but also Prowl is desperate for Optimus' approval bc his biggest wet dream is literally Optimus saying "you were right about everything," and despite Prowl being a massive piece of shit Optimus still considers him one of his few remaining best friends anyways until he attempts a genocide in Phase 2.

The tragic part is that Optimus yet again had one of his few close relationships taken away, this time not due to murder/shadowplay or faction divides, but because his friend CHOSE to take advantage of his trust and did something so heinous even Optimus couldn't forgive him/look past it.

The funny part is that it's yet another instance of Prowl lying, manipulating, and taking advantage of people (particularly a person that he had a close relationship with/had the genuine heart of), but instead of having any self-awareness at all, Prowl is basically like "I CAN'T BELIEVE OPTIMUS HATES ME AND DOESN'T REALIZE HOW RIGHT I AM JUST BECAUSE I COMMITTED ATROCITIES WHEN HE TRUSTED ME TO DO THE RIGHT THING!!!! HE'S MY BEST FRIEND WHY DID HE GET MAD AT ME FOR LYING TO HIM AND TRYING TO COMMIT A GENOCIDE IN OUR CAUSE'S NAME??????WHY DOES NO ONE EVER UNDERSTAND ME FOR WHO I REALLY AM?!?!?!?!?!?!"

[transfrmrs]

Optimus: I just heard Jazz say “I can fix him” about Prowl as if he’s not literally worse

[snailinashelll]

He’s just a little guy at heart [repost]

[quinnstatic]

Okayyy, Another Headcanon Time (AKA torturing you with an stupid amount of writing): That moment when Starscream asks if he’s disturbed by experimenting on Breakdown’s corpse and Knockout just says “Not really”? Yeah. That line kinda haunts me. So, being me, I overthought and got this instead:

Because it’s not that he didn’t care. It of Breakdown he loved—his spark, his presence, his personhood—was already gone. The frame? The finish? The bulk and shine Knockout used to brag about? That wasn’t Breakdown anymore.

And that’s what makes it so interesting. Knockout, who’s obsessed with looks, who literally catcalled other bots using Breakdown as the gold standard (“You’re real heavy-duty, just like my friend here” to Optimus / “You’re no Breakdown, but I’ve always admired your lustrous finish” to Starscream)—he doesn’t even flinch when that same body is desecrated.

Because he never loved Breakdown for his armor or frame. He loved him for his spark. So when that spark was gone, the body was just… parts. Just metal. Just another slab on the table. And Knockout, medic that he is, defaulted to what he knows: detachment, sarcasm, control. And Knockout knows how to handle parts and metal too. That’s his job. He didn’t flinch because flinching would mean admitting that Breakdown was really gone.

“Not really” wasn’t coldness. It was grief, buried under ten layers of polish and pride.

Anyways, if you read all of this, thank you for letting me spiral about robot grief on the main.

[classjezter]

I think Prowl and Jazz are a liiiittle codependent.

[numberonetribble]

The quality img prolly looks terrible (screw tumblr 😞) BUT I just started my BD ita bag cuz I thought urs was soooo cool :33 and I thought it'd be a crime to show every other artist and exclude u (esp considering that 3 of ur pieces r in there lol) cuz I don't know if u have any other sm XPPP eek!!

Your Breakdown ita bag is so cute!!! 💖💖💖 I love it so much! Thank you for putting my Breakdowns in there as well !!!! He's my favorite and I'm genuinely always so happy to see other people like him too!

I do have more Breakdown designs! You can find them here on my ACGGoods shop!

(the sauce bottles are stickers and double sided keychains, the back is in Cybertronian!)

[nuefass]

*hits blunt* Who has the bigger boobs: Shockwave or Tfp Breakdown?

HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE ME TO THIS TRIVIA

I’m angry, I don’t want to pick a side here.,, breakdown actually wins this imo

[tiredslipper]

One cannot draw Prowl without giant tits, where else will he store all his war crimes?

[flanniestuff]

So i was thinking, and I’m not even sure how my brain made this connection, but in my little pony the crystal empire ponies have that shiny crystal look thanks to the crystal heart,and also that effect can even change the appearance of other ponies who aren’t from the empire, that’s what I remember to double-check I overlooked the crystal empire episode.

But I also vaguely remember that you could get that crystal look through a spa treatment?? anyway—

What I’m saying with this is, thinking about the crystal empire reminded me of praxus.

I have no idea how canon or fanon it is that praxus is related to crystals, or whether “crystal gardens” even exist in the transformers universe or is pure fanfiction.

But like… picture it. imagine a praxus where it’s completely normal for its residents and enforcers to have this crystalline finish that the ponies from crystal empire have, and mechs who visit the city can go to a special spa to get a temporary crystal coat too.

Another option is that the crystal finish is exclusive to the elite—only the mechs with a ton of shanix can afford it. but honestly I’m leaning more toward it being a natural trait of praxians, and if they don’t take care of it, it dulls and they end up looking like everyone else finish.

With the war, the praxians who survived obviously stopped caring about their appearance—there were more important things going on than polishing your armor.

When they get to earth, the war starts dying down, battles are rare, there’s a truce, peace talks… and it’s finally time to reconnect with their roots.

Smokescreen convinces Prowl and Bluestreak to have a spa day and get their crystal finish back. Blue, being so young when praxus fell, never actually learned how to take proper care of his armor, so Smoke and Prowl teach him everything.

Cue the shock between both factions when the praxians show up basically glittering like they did in the old days. it’s been so many millennia that everyone forgot how unique praxians really were—and how stunning their crystal finish could be.

[mintaikkcorpse]

"Wildbreak barely inherited anything of Knockout. Either Breakdown's genes are insanely strong or Knockout's dumbaft genes are absurdly weak" -Starscream when seeing Wildbreak for the first time, probably.