Another DAge blog that takes this too seriously

Main blog is @wolfcat-hybrid. Mages rule Templars drool, blood magic is... kinda sexy, and I think Veilguard sucks. Feel free to send asks and be weird in the notes.

[coleslaw-frosting]

I love Binface so much.

[telumendils]

his hawke brainrot is truly unmatched...

[skopostheorie]

why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr

The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.

[skopostheorie]

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[rosieofcorona]

sometimes you can tell how much someone loves dragon age by how much they hate dragon age

[shittysorcerer]

[canticleofbenedictions]

[albaharu]

i wonder how that conversation went

[stonesense]

i was just thinking about villainquisition and i was like, if i had the inquisition antagonists seek out dragons to kill them for sport, bearing in mind that these are the magical creatures who famously just recently returned to the world from extinction from being killed for sport too much, and then they also had josephine put the dragon corpses on display for nobles’ enjoyment and support, i would be like, “harker that’s too on the nose. you have to represent that these people are the enemies of not just magic but of all hope this world has of recovery from its history of violence in a more subtle way.”

[wyrhtart]

king of approving when you stand your ground

[lyrium-tits]

“I spent more time fighting guardsmen, myself.”

[deorlingas]

the grey wardens have a chat about homesickness

[luciacaminoz]

my relationship with dragon age as a series is so twisted it’s like my ex-husband i divorced in the messiest way possible but i still have feelings for him nobody knows me like he does and we have occasional passionate love affairs still but also i daydream about killing him in his sleep quite often

[luciacaminoz]

hes lying next to me in bed my hands are shaking closing around his throat i cant see through the tears

[autoneurotic]

[justafterjuly]

dinner justice is served

[elvenforestwitch]

I feel like people forget that the Kirkwall Chantry was the place where Anders found out they lobotomized his boyfriend for the main purpose of capturing Anders. Honestly I don’t know how he made it six years WITHOUT blowing that place up

[vigilskept]

crucial to alistair’s character that he is 20 years old and exactly as horny as u would expect. not at all immune to being down bad. down atrocious even. also crucial to his character however that he is mortified by this & views sexual desire and sexual advances (especially towards women) as being inherently predatory. on account of having grown up believing that his mother was preyed on by the king. and that he — the resultant bastard child — is the reason for her death. do you understand

[vigilskept]

all of which is to say he is not having a sexy shamewank thinking about nutting inside his female colleague. even in an established romantic relationship with a woman he is quietly having panic attacks in his tents every time he seriously thinks about penetrative sex

[tessaurus-rex]

What do you mean I can't ask him to be my secret mistress after the reveal?? We all know he'd say yes come on