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Breanna 20 | INFP

[marisatomay]

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

[rattle-my-stars]

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[a13xmorgs]

How many souls did she steal?

[fullmoonspotlight-deactivated20]

fuck me up

[tyleroakley]

holy FUCK

[youngwhiteboi]

[nongirlfriend]

Tumblr is ruining me because at first I didn’t even see anything wrong with this

[wowezrs-deactivated20160821]

there is nothing wrong with true love

[srsfunny]

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[jhonenyo-deactivated20210208]

currently going stupid going crazy over this video

[dailybdg]

Me listening to music when I’m alone

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[hergyschmergy]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[weeaaboohoo]

imagine ur otp

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

[connxrskye]

THE GIRL WHO DOES MAKEUP TUTORIALS AFTER EDIBLES JUST POSTED A VIDEO WHERE SHE DOES GRANDMA MAKEUP AND USES WATER BALLOONS AS BOOBS AND ONE EXPLODED IN HER BRA

[patterbay]

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

This just made me feel so much shit.

[kaijuno]