Brett

aus | 23 yrs | mentally i am in 2003 | PhD student

[housegoblin]

I hope 2026 is kind to us all

[tenisperfection]

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[australiansanta]

i didn’t know bread made you fat until scott pilgrim vs the world when he’s like “bread makes you fat?!” and i turned to mum and was like wait does bread make you fat and she’s like yes……??? like omfg i literally thought it was like air lowkey like rice cakes you know how they’re like air wait don’t tell me rice cakes make you fat too omfg i can’t handle this right now but i just feel like spongy pointless foods like bread are just sort of cushioning like suspension for the proper meal omg idk

[schmilsson]

university websites should have information on them

[corneredanimal]

too radical

[swedishjazz]

[moomoorare]

[achillesinhighheels]

[australiansanta]

can everyone congratulate my mum for reaching level 12,400 on candy crush she’s only been playing for 12-13 years so be kind to her

[crawfishcomic]

Genie

[queer-lemons]

this is like in the wizard of oz books when Dorothy realizes that every animal-- even animals from the regular world-- can talk when they're in Oz. so she's like, "Toto, look, I just want to know if you can talk. Why don't you talk?? You should be able to talk here, do you want to talk??" and Toto just says "no" and never talks again. all like fifteen books he can talk and chooses not to except to let Dorothy know that he can talk, and simply doesn't want to. iconic

[peebongmoved]

i use this site just like how a middle aged woman uses facebook

[raccoonmilf]

Would someone know if they got bit by a bat?

Generally unless they are sleeping or a baby sorry I’m at lady Gaga and on shrooms right now get if you have concerns call your local health department

[kalyug]

so real

[monster2001]

[antimasculist]

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

[pseudomantis]

Guy that flinches every time he has to open a can of soda and holds it really far away from himself arms outstretched face turned away barely looking visibly frightened and every time it hisses even a little bit he flinches or yelps and runs away and hides under a blanket and then slowly comes back to resume opening the soda the exact same way and his hands are shaking

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[nycstark]

a court of thorns and roses. ballad of songbirds and snakes. bowl of macaroni and cheese