my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.
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my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.
i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes
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