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Fai_Ryy
macklin celebrini has autism
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
The Bright Sessions
#extradirty
Today's Document
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
The Bowery Presents
todays bird
occasionally subtle
NASA
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@brickandletters
I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
The Tooth Worm as Hell’s Demon’, 18th century depiction of the tooth worm believed by many in the past to bore holes in teeth and cause toothaches
Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?
i had an incredibly visceral reaction to this
 Teratoma mouthpieceÂ
By: Bakeneko_Designs on instagram. <— (Please go check them out. They work extremely hard on the pieces they create, so share some love and follow this independent artist if you can.Thank you.)
I’ cant wait to do more with this piece. It will be gross and weird. However, I don’t post much here as much as I do on my own page.
Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)
i csn’t brteath
Opal Dentures Owned by British Rugby Player Harold Hodges
Good to see everyone’s got their priorities in line.
take a fuckin sip, babes
Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.
remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life
“Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me
“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”
Blessed Image
reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck
Keep in mind how many god-awful monsters get deified in that shithole town, and this was the first.
the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up
Do you even…?
Know the history of music?
The fuck?
yeah music was invented in 2009 by Big Time Rush
…I honestly can’t tell if your being sarcastic, or you really are this stupid.
I seriously hope it’s sarcasm
i being 100% serious my guy
The Beatles are older than big time rush
well yeah but that doesnt change the fact that the beetles didnt start making music until after BTR released their hit album Elevate and then the beetles decided to make music, only after they got permission from Kanye West
One of The Beatles died before BTR made music. AND THEIR CARRER ENDED IN 1970
yeah ur right the Bettles careers ended before it even began. thats how bad theyre music is.
The Beatles are the most revolutionary bands of all time. They had many fans when they first made music, and still do today. If it weren’t for them, BTR would not exist. And neither would many other pop and rock bands
I think you have it mixed up, it should be the other way around
besides:
That is easily photoshopped and also easily to disprove. Also, I’m mostly just trying to give you a lesson on HISTORY and how years work.
Beatles: 1960-1970 A.K.A. Before 2009
BTR: 2009-2013 A.K.A. AFTER THE BEATLES
Yeah the Beatles werent around until the year 1960 A.B.T.R. (After Big Time Rush)
That-that’s not a thing
of course it is, all years are either BBTR (before big time rush) or ABTR (after big time rush)
@gaybtr
me, looking at a couple: so which one of you yodels and which one of you raps???
the new gender binary
Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed
pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world.
In 1888, Almon Brown Stronger, an undertaker, noticed he was losing a lot of business to the other undertaker in his town. He found out that the other undertaker’s wife was a telephone operator. When she intercepted people asking to be connected to Stronger’s funeral home, the operator would route the call to her husband’s funeral home instead.
Three years later, Stronger patented the automatic telephone exchange, a system which allowed telephone users to make calls without the need for human operators.
he destroyed a whole workforce
Lawful Evil.
In Washington State killing Bigfoot is a felony but in Texas Bigfoot is considered an invasive species and can be hunted at will.
This sounds like one of those cutesy funny cryptid posts but that is actually the legal status of Bigfoot in those two states, you can look it up.
