♡Instability♡

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[asktoothless]

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

[xxx-w1f3fuck3rs1xtyn1n3-xxx]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

How could you

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[ajeckaea]

[i-couldnt-think-of-one]

you modernized it??????

[unpretty]

come to think of it, why wouldn’t someone with superman’s powers use them for physical comedy? like. buster keaton style. or dick van dyke. he is invulnerable and can fly, those are the perfect circumstances for a pratfall. half the time only he is aware that he is joking and he just looks like a clumsy asshole but he knows in his heart that the timing on that gag was perf. add this to my list of stupid fucking headcanons.

Originally posted by maudit

[unpretty]

clark sits down too aggressively in a desk chair, rolls backward across basically the whole office before the chair tips backward and he rolls out of it and into a vending machine in the break room that drops candy on his head because he whacked it. lois is laughing so hard she can’t breathe but the joke is on her, he did that on purpose. he planned that gag for days. she is laughing with him, not at him. who is the real winner here. score one for kent.

[unpretty]

at least once he has nearly given lois an aneurysm because his glasses broke and he decided the best way to deal with this was to go full mr magoo. constantly barely avoiding catastrophe. lois keeps having to try to rescue him so he has to plan things so she won’t get hurt. nonetheless he enjoys the change of pace. the next day at work he listens to her regale the office with tales of how clark nearly fucking died like fifty goddamn times when she was walking him home. he feels like he did a good deed giving her a fun story to tell at parties. after lois finds out he is superman there is hell to pay.

[justcatposts]

Volume on

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cipheramnesia]

"Don't ever talk to us or our adopted son again."

[dankmemeuniversity]

[look-at-them-shine-deactivated2]

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[fuckboymitherz]

Romantic slaps on the ass.

[wantonwhoreindc]

Sometimes what a girl needs is ☝️

[honeylemony]

Welcome to ADHD emotions! Get ready to experience

Understimulation

Overstimulation

The Anger Spiral

Wednesday Forever

Oh God they hate me. This whole Grocery Store hates me.

And *•.~°♪ lust *•.~°♪

[pondering-the-blorbs]

[nudityandnerdery]

Well, isn’t that just a completely expected turn of events.

[normal-horoscopes]

[orteil42]

that period in the mid-20th century where the middle class suddenly had access to unprecedented food variety but no idea what to do with it and ended up inventing hundreds of doomed dishes like lime cheese jello salad or ham and banana hollandaise is thematically akin to the cambrian explosion

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The end of this post punched me in the face but you’re not wrong

[tindershwinder]

Matched with a girl with the same name… I think she’s the one.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

big fan of walking in the rain. hate the concept of wet clothes. i am tired of life and its obscure sufferings

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

2020 Makeup Trends to Combat Facial Recognition Algorithms

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m not even joking

these exist and are a thing. let’s just normalize it & make it a 2020 trend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m glad this post is getting popular but i also need u to know juggalo makeup is extremely effective against these algorithms & i resent that so much

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I posted this February 25th 2020 and I had no idea

[flowerytale]

Mary Shelley ― Mathilda

[muirin007]

“Victorians were stuffy prudes.”

[frenchfrysplash]

PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PEOPLE