A place where Briggles goes to Wiggle

Managing the trauma of the American Experience

[t-800]

suicidal elvis: i'm going to kill myselvis

[noppokun]

you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

[klefable]

this website is wildly out of control

[kosmogrl]

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

[pnglove]

[mousemilf]

Charlie Brown: I just hope Lucy isn't mean to me today.

Snoopy and Woodstock B Plot:

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[nicomrade]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[animentality]

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[the1handsomeboy]

"What's that sweety?"

"It's the girl who I hear crying in the walls..."

"oh... Uh...hmm"

[buttpoems]

[sliversoakley4]

[aggressionbread]

Listen, I love Goku, but Chi-Chi needs a divorce

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[grendelsmilf]

average malcolm in the middle episode. malcolm wants to impress a cute girl but gets too in his own head and self-sabotages. dewey does something zany and adorable, which no one appreciates. reese kills a blind old lady with hammers. halfway across the country, francis is put in a genuinely terrifying situation (played for laughs). lois has a conniption because someone mixed the spoons with the knives in the cutlery drawer and also poured biohazardous waste into her bed. hal experiences psychosis.

[parkchanwoohoo]