BrightSide

[shittymoviedetails]

did we reach peak trans inclusivity?

[rock-crusher]

"Did you hear? Eliiot Page transitioned."

"I wish he would transition to being a better actor!"

"DOHOHOHOHOH"

[pinkpussybey]

watching the wizard of oz for the first time and I thought this was technicolor????????

[pinkpussybey]

Oh forget it hakdhajagajaha

[drtrinitysantos]

- people in 1939

[coyappo]

Wendy's employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon.

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

Like a sack of what

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Jest (Jeans Vest)

Item: sack of wet mice (3d2 Bludgeon)

[sowedpearls]

[tchaikovskaya]

She gone girled irl

[langernameohnebedeutung]

A lot going on

[procrastinahman]

Penelope the Platypus:

[blaaaaaarghh-deactivated2025071]

a lot going on

[girlnephew]

[env0]

[maythray]

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

[maythray]

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

[gauntletqueen]

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

[versacethotty]

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

[bizlybebo]

so fucking evil that i don’t have the jagged pointy cartoon teeth that fit together like triangles. i deserve them

[proghosterone]

please. please don't call it that prev. I'm begging you. sobbign at your feet

[cowgirlpolyamory]

the hatemail game on this site is insane

[addelaidesupreme]

throwback to that time a screenshot of my tags got 32k notes

[the-haiku-bot]

throwback to that time

a screenshot of my tags got

32k notes

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[wyrmzone]

apologize to them right now

[thememedaddy]

[fullofdelight]

Found this gem in the comments.

[homunculus-argument]

There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".

And then they get married.

[tlirsgender]

Being in your early 20s is so fucked I really just sat there waiting to be an adult the whole time I was a teenager and now I'm so severely feeling like a Tall Child. Mitski was right

[tlirsgender]

Every day from ages 10 to 17: I'm going to have it together. Car. Job. Move out. Flee the country. The second it's legally possible. Nobody can stop me. I'm basically an adult already

Age 20: google how do I make my own doctors appointment

[codwaw-deactivated20231116]

[eruhamster]

[eruhamster]

i still can't stop thinking about this

[trashgrl666]

[qiyra]

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

[transarsonist]

[shinosarna]

Some people are taking "Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose" as a challenge.

[lastoneout]

Love the people in the notes like "this would fix me" bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.