Long Live Nerds

I just reblog what I like, which is funny stuff. And lots of video games. I have a pokémon side blog at goaaabaaajss and a science sideblog at epic-science.

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[bearnomadwizard]

okay okay okayt okay okay but guys.

rollercoasters.

but like in space

[pinkkidsclub]

there is literally an entire course in mario kart dedicated to prove why that is a bad idea

[unsolve]

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

[regularlesbian]

I have no fucking idea what this says

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

it’s a Gamer Thing, as Us Gamers can only speak in expressions containing “was” or “sad”

[obi-wanakin-blog]

I think one of my favorite stories I’ve ever heard Mark Hamill tell is the one about how the first time he heard the score for A New Hope he got sort of jokingly offended because it seemed like every other character had a specific song for them and he didn’t and John Williams just looked at him and said “…The main theme is your song” and Mark was like “WHAT OMG” like he didn’t actually understand before that moment that he was the protagonist.

[tanngelo]

this is it

[galgadotssss-deactivated2016071]

[roseysreview]

For those wondering, Neville forgot his robe

THANK YOU HOLY FUCK TWELVE YEARS LATER!

[shireen-baratheon-deactivated20]

Swedish woman finds 2,000-year-old gold ring - The Local

A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.

[motherfuckingnazgul]

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

[barbaricyip-deactivated20210321]

“…it felt like a gift from the underworld,” Lundin told The Local. “It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up.”

O_O

[thorsmightythighs]

[linguisticparadox]

This is so old but it’s so funny I’m sorry.

[prokopetz]

You know, an R-rated Deadpool film is well and good, but I kind of want to see Wade show up in one of the regular X-Men films, too.

I want to see him hastily catch himself every time he’s about to say “fuck”, because he knows that the film - being rated PG-13 - is only allowed one F-bomb, and he wants to make it count.

I want to see him throw the ugliest tantrum when, after he spends the whole movie saving up that one allotted “fuck” for the perfect moment, somebody else uses it up before he has a chance.

[dark-pika]

And that someone is Wolverine.

[thesonicscrew]

I so love that this is completely possible in upcoming films

[insertnerdyjokehere]

Wade: Everyone knowns PG-13 mean you only get one f-bomb. Gotta use it wisely.

Wolverine: What the fuck are you talking about?

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[pupu-platter]

[cactuarqueen]

i appreciate video game music so much

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by pulling a prank on my family

My mom got me some chocolate covered pretzel bits for Christmas and they literally looked like shit. I told my parents and they said they look like pretzels and told me to stop being ungrateful. After everyone went to bed, I put a few of my chocolate pretzels outside of the cat litter box to make it look like the cat got poop everywhere. The next morning I come downstairs and my family is complaining about the cat poop, so I decide to be funny and pick one up and take a bite out of it and laugh at everybody because I was right about the pretzels looking like shit. I take a bite. It’s soft. It’s not a chocolate pretzel, it’s fucking shit. My family is howling with laughter as I run to the bathroom. They knew what I had done and replaced my pretzels with actual cat shit. I don’t think I can ever show my face around my family again. They keep telling me I can clean the litter box if I get hungry. - CuddlySpaceKittens

[theawesomeadventurer]

i am fucking howling with laughter end me now sweet Jesus

[cyberneticpredacat-archive]

[unclegrandpaapologist-deactivat]

reblogging this again just to say: if you havent seen this yet you really need to

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

this vine is just so excellent. the way that second guy just jumps in. the voice. the back shot and the dissonance of the FUCK OFF. this vine is a work of art.

[ryouseiteki]

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

[alltheladiesyouhate]

counterpoint to all those cute “little girls looking up to rey” stories: i saw a little boy stab his father with kylo ren’s lightsaber at target the other day

[essence-of-armbarring]

idiot: Luigi fucking sucks

luigi: 

idiot: sweet jesus

[someshitstorm-blog]

Star Wars isn’t as impressive without Lightsabers

[nyctophiliadragon]