homestuck?

can the homestuck fandom chill

[dankmemeuniversity]

[peturd-01]

 kids these days

[midnight-aura-star]

[mikuladie]

[dimomarg-deactivated20181220]

[sanex-deactivated20170216]

[yoyle-cake-deactivated20170227]

[237-moved-deactivated20200830]

WHY DOES THIS POST GET EVEN WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

[muse-whimsy]

[gravity-harness-deactivated2022]

[shineysmile]

[deebyfeeby]

[abbybyabbyby]

[toastyfriend-deactivated2022010]

@beetlecreamsicle @rinnybun

[targent]

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

[mayurikurotsutchi]

tummy hurt

[hotvampireadjacent]

free sody

[fabulouscrabulous-deactivated20]

Just flip ‘em!

[gwydtheunusual]

Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor.  I love them so much :)

[misandristabbacchio-remade-deac]

they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them

[future-ghosts]

Ocean roomba is cousin. Be kind to cousin.

[dragonimpala67-deactivated20181]

Reblogging for Stabby-the-roomba

[ted]

Our new Monday morning best friend. This smart table will bother you until you get all the stuff you need in your bag – including breakfast. THANKS, TABLE! Wanna know how it works? Watch today’s TED talk on touch technology – from the guy who created this and many other shape-shifting designs. (From the geniuses at TEDxCERN.)

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

what the fuck man

[kaijuno]

just fucking launch their phone into the ceiling they dont fucking need it thank you future wiggle table

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

why would i need a table that nervously jostles my possessions around while frantically repeating vague advice when i already do all that myself

[yekaterinabridge-deactivated201]

The Anxiety Table

[rifa]

Fucked up a perfectly good table, look at it, it has anxiety.

[cherryberryfairy]

IF SOMEONE IS BI OR PAN AND IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THEY👏ARE👏STILL👏BI👏OR👏PAN👏THEIR SEXUALITY DOESN’T CHANGE

[yeezy-nation]

i literally never skipped school before… imma try to do it tomorrow 😵

[yeezy-nation]

yall im actually shooken tf up right now. ok so i planned to skip school today and i was gonna do that by not actually getting on the bus. i walked to the bustop and kinda hid behind a bush 😭 i started walking back to my house throught the woods so nobody would see me and my mom was driving her car BY the woods and she saw me 😱 then she was like “you dont have to skip school just stay home. just ask next time” so she just drove me home and im sitting in my room wondering why i exist 😐

[hillaryclintonswig]

This loser can’t even skip school right LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[yeezy-nation]

[barzum-and-baizli]

Open RP

“THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE FUCKER. I WARNED YOU” Karkat cocks his gun.

[kingcheddarxvii]

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

[poodleslime4]

[wrenrouge]

I haven't made a homestuck post in ages so here goes:

andrew hussie

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

[honeybottledrip]

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

[theishvalanalchemist]

FMAB does breasts right.

Their boobs move. Like…realistically move. As in, the way actual breasts would motion if a woman made that movement without an over the top exaggeration and the camera is framed in a way so that it’s clearly not supposed to be sexual the way most anime would stage it. The scenes in question are meant to be taken seriously so the animators and direction is take things seriously. Either it’s just a character walking down a hall or clapping her hands. 

If this were any other action/adventure anime, the camera angle would’ve been something like this for Winry’s introduction:

[dylanyonah-deactivated20170705]

This is weird, but what I find so sexy about Riza is, well… How she isn’t sexualized. Like, she isn’t a pure sex object in nonstop sexy outfits. She’s a beautiful military woman, and she dresses appropriately for the role. Along with that she’s NEVER used as the ‘sexy distraction’ trope that women often are used for. She has a good role, she’s a fighter, but also has a kind heart for her friends.

That and more are reasons Riza is my favorite female anime character, and FMAB is my favorite anime.

[theishvalanalchemist]

Well said my friend.

[strawbebehmod]

I think there was only one instance of jiggle physics and that was with lust but that was when they were trying to make a joke about havoc having a thing for boobs and the joke was more about havoc than lust having big breasts.

[theishvalanalchemist]

“You fell into my booby trap” (proceeds to paralyze Havoc afterwards)

[i-am-mother-universe]

What I also love is that their boobs are in equal proportion to every other body part. Like, yeah, a character might have bigger boobs, but she also had a big waist/hips/legs/etc to go with it, so the largeness doesn’t feel fake. Plus, they never draw attention to the sexual stuff, and the only exception was the joke with Havoc. And it was posed in a way that made it feel like less of a raunchy boob joke and more of a joke on Havoc and how his attraction to boobs is what led him to be deceived, which doesn’t leave female viewers uncomfortable, or feeling like their body is constantly the butt of a joke, like some other animes do

[theishvalanalchemist]

That’s a good point that I didn’t realize. All of characters in the show have equally proportioned bodies. 

Ed’s muscles get larger as he gets older but never reaches John Cena level of jacked since he’s still under 6 feet tall. He’s always presented as ripped and not ‘bulky’ like Sig or Alex. 

Riza is about the same height as adult Ed, but they have different body styles thus the word for her would be toned. She’s still lean but her muscles and body shape are the same aren’t ‘compact’. 

Fmab follows the basic body designs for males and female characters and doesn’t exaggerate a specific feature to the point where it’s comedic. It makes it’s bed, and lies in it.  

Every time I see a girl in just about any other action/adventure (shonen) anime I just think:

“is your back okay? You need a doctor? Hey Thomas! Call Lucy a chiropractor!”

or better yet:

“Good Lord! Get this man a sandwich!”

[today-only-happens-once]

The only real exception to the whole body proportion thing is ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG

But his ridiculously bulky muscles are used largely as a comedic element, in which the overly toned nature of his body is commented on as the “freak of nature” kind of idea and definitely not presented as if that’s some kind of expectation for anyone else in the show. 

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

#fma#whispers: its bc a woman made it

[mod2amaryllis]

don’t fucking whisper it scream it from the rooftops: IT’S BC A WOMAN MADE IT.

[morndas]

when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything

[beyoncay-deactivated20200607]

Can’t believe the incredibles are coming back to show the avengers and justice league how it’s done

[beyoncay-deactivated20200607]

Some of y'all need to learn how to take a joke damn

[marisatomay]

Who’s joking this is a stone cold statement of truth

[sm3lli0t]

Soooooo, red hair now 😁

[masked-mayhem]

depression: who would ever love you?

me: