shakespeare really wrote a scene where hamlet says “horatio, you’re the only motherfucker on the planet who can handle me” and then, when horatio gets flustered by the compliment, follows it up with “yeah you’re my best friend but i’d be dtf if you asked… anyway i’ve said too much wanna help me commit treason against my stepdad”
hamlet: yeah we’re bros but i’d let you smash
As a Shakespeare professional I can confirm that this is a valid read of these lines.
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