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actually i love being a grown adult because i can stay up till 1am with work in a few hours and like. who is going to stop me. Myself? i have to laugh
Morning Challenges
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Simon x Fem! Reader
Warnings: Smut. Language.
Word Count: 1,669
“You’re not gonna get what you want if you keep that up.”
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“Five more minutes?” You begged.
“Baby, I’ve got to go.” Simon replied.
“Please?” You pressed on.
“I can’t, sweetheart.”
He looked down at your pouting face, his heart melting at the way your lower lip stuck out ever so slightly as you looked back at him through pleading eyes. It was early in the morning, around 6:00 or so. Simon usually didn’t get his day started until around 7:30, but today he had some things he wanted to get a head start on.
And you weren’t happy about it.
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A Casual Affair - Part 27
Characters: Simon X OFC
Summary: Simon and Violet discuss what the future holds for them.
Warnings: Cursing, Fluff, Smut
Song for this Chapter: “Better Together” by Jack Johnson (Playlist Here)
Several months had passed since Violet and Simon had starting unofficially seeing each other again. It was hard keeping it from her family but she knew that even after all this time they were none too pleased with Simon and would be upset with Violet for going back to him. But she knew Simon better than they ever would. She knew that he truly cared for her and Dodger and that he was sorry for the hurt that he’d caused. But Violet was pretty sure that her family knew that something was up. She was having her family watch Dodger a couple of nights a week when she hardly ever did that before. Most times someone would come to her house to watch Dodger while she and Simon would get dinner and go back to his hotel. But tonight they were shaking things up a bit. She dropped Dodger off at her parents house and Simon was coming over. Violet was cooking for him, something she hadn’t done in a while, and then they were just going to hang out. Violet’s parents weren’t keeping Dodger for the night. They were going to take him to dinner and a movie so she and Simon would have a few hours at least. As soon as she got back from dropping Dodger off she began making dinner.
Just as she was finishing up Simon let himself in the front door. “Vi?” He called out. “In the kitchen!” Simon walked into the kitchen and smiled, walking up behind Violet and kissing her cheek. “Mm, it smells amazing in here.” Violet smiled and turned her head to kiss Simon softly. “Thank you. Can you get some dishes and utensils? Everything is just about done.” Simon grabbed plates and placed them on the counter. Violet grabbed one and placed a steak, some homemade mashed potatoes, and a bit of steamed veggies on the plate before handing it to Simon. She did the same on the other plate while Simon grabbed drinks for them. They sat at the dining table and began eating while telling each other about their day. Simon had spent most of the day on the phone in meetings. Running a business from across the country had been a challenge but he was managing. There had been quite a few times that he had to fly back to New York for a few days but as soon as he was done he flew right back to San Diego. Violet told Simon about a story she was researching for the paper. She couldn’t go into too much detail because it was confidential
“Do you ever get scared working on stories like that? Like, has anyone ever threatened you or anything like that?” Simon asked. Violet shrugged. “Well, I’ve never personally been threatened but the paper in general has after a story I worked on was published. I wouldn’t say that I get scared but I do try to be more cautious just to be on the safe side.” Simon smiled softly as he continued eating. “Ya know, thinking about you going undercover and being all secretive is kinda hot.” Violet laughed softly. “You are too much.” As they finished eating Simon gathered the dishes and rinsed everything off before placing them in the dishwasher. “Would you like a glass of wine?” Violet asked. Simon nodded and smiled. “That sounds lovely.” Violet grabbed two wine glasses and poured each of them a glass before taking the glasses to the living room and turning on the TV. Once Simon was done with the dishes he followed Violet to the living room and sat on the couch next to her. He grabbed a glass and took a sip of wine before stretching his arms out, placing his right arm around Violet’s shoulders. She smiled and leaned her head on his shoulder.
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Y'all i found this at Steven’s Insta
It is WONDERFUL! Watch it if you haven’t seen it yet
There are so many amazing stories out there that it's just so hard to keep up with all of them. I can't imagine how all of you writers manage to keep up. Just wanted to give a shoutout to all of my favorites. I know that some of you guys only write every now and again or that some of you write a little of every day. No matter the case, I wanted to let all of you know that all of your work and stories are appreciated. I wish we could have a series of books with all of your stories in them. Keep up all of your incredible work. 😍😘😘😘😁
I know there are a bunch of people that I am forgetting and it's only because I haven't added them to my paper list that I keep.
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Child Hood Memories you have to reblog if when you saw this you heard the man say it in your head
This was the most fucking annoying commercial
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE
Tonight we dine like kings
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Laughed at this a lot harder than I should've...
Negan x Reader (WIP)
Warning; Attempted Suicide, suicidal, Self harm, despression, Negan.
Just a little drabble, that I am working on. Well there is two. This is the Negan one I have in mind. Please give me feed back if i should continue or not.
This was not proof read, so there will be a lot of errors and there will be changed to the finished one.
483 words (at the moment)
Gif not mine
She laid once again within the hospital bed within Alexandra. Blooded bandages still around both her wrist. This wasnt the first time she had done something like this. Wanting to end her life and join those of the dead. But everytime she attempts to subcome to her desires. One man always stops her: Daryl Dixon. However this time it wasnt the hunter, it wasnt anyone from the camp. But the most hated man around; Negan. Doing his usual scouting from on house to another, amusing himself with the looks people of Alexandria give him. Within his mind he planned on sending one of his saviours to dig around. But something caught his eye with this one particular house. Its front door was wide open, somewhat left unattended. Having his curiosity take hold of him, Negan made his way in. “Honey! Im home!” He shouts at the top of his lungs, making sure to having his appearance known. The man reminded standing there, a grin appearing over his lips. There wasnt any answer, no noise what so ever, until he turned on his heels. A whimper of some sorts echoed through the house, quiet but hearable. Curiosity once again took over the man’s body having him follow the cry The whimpering had lead him up to the bedroom, upon opening the door. Negan could not believe what he saw. “Fucking hell doll!” He ran to her side, her palms were sitting in the sink, blood covering both hands and her wrists. Tears damping her eyes, cheeks and mixing with the crimson. Why did she always want to end her life, she didnt know. It was always on her mind, as if someone is controlling her. Her past kept on creeping up on her, before the dead began to walk. From parents disowning her for their new husband and wife. Her child hood friend giving her a hard time from taking money and pushing her away due to finally having a lover. Before she could even attempt to focus what was happening, her mind was blacking out. She only saw what she thought was Daryl’s hands rushing to cover the slices
God knows how long she had been out, laying on that bed, but as she came too her eyes landed upon the hand curled within one of hers. Slowly turning her head to the man in the seat next to her bed. She frowned, “Negan?” Her voice was that of a whisper, that grabbed the man’s attention. “Thank fuck!” His voice boomed, “I thought you was a goner, baby doll” Negan tightened his grip on her right hand. “Shhh, its alright” Negan cooed her “Just rest that sweet fucking head of yours” He raised his free hand to run it through her hair. His eyes falling down to her lips. “[Y/n]…. my name…. [y/n]” “Well the pleasure is all mine, [y/n]”
You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??
that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years
“woah, wow, woah”
get this cat a jazz contract, stat
HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭
Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door
oh my god
Does anyone remember reading or coming across a fic called “Issues”? I’ve searched all of my likes and reblogs and have turned up nothing. I can’t remember who wrote it.
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Jeffrey Dean Morgan behind the scenes photoshoot by John Russo for Esquire Latinoamerica Mexico October 2016
Just a little soft core porn for you guys.
A Casual Affair
Characters: Simon X OFC
Warnings: Cursing, AU/Pre-Apocalypse, Eventual Smut
Summary: Violet has been out of college for a year and desperately needs a job.
Author’s Notes: I got the idea for this story from @simons-thirst-squad Simon Smut Week but it would’ve been too long to post as a one shot. This is kinda AU I guess as it takes place present day with no zombie apocalypse. Hope ya’ll enjoy!! P.S. - there is some French in here. I got it from Google. If you actually speak French and it’s wrong (which I’m sure it is) please feel free to let me know so I can make changes!!
Background Music: “Casual Affair” by Panic! at the Disco
Violet’s alarm starting blaring at 5AM and she instantly hated everything. She groaned as she sat up, swinging her legs around to hang off the edge of the bed as she tried to rub the sleep from her eyes. After yawning and stretching her arms over her head, Violet went down the hallway to her small kitchen and immediately brewed herself a cup of coffee. While she was waiting for her coffee, Violet grabbed the nearly empty container of soy milk out of the fridge. She placed it on the counter next to the coffee maker before reaching into the cabinet above to grab sugar. Once the coffee was finished brewing Violet wasted no time in pouring in the milk and sugar, giving the hot liquid a quick stir before drinking half the cup in one sip. It was scalding hot but Violet was so exhausted and she needed to wake up fast.
She finished her cup of coffee and sat her mug down on the counter. She planned on making another cup for breakfast. She went down the hall back towards her bedroom and ducked into the bathroom to turn the shower on. Violet went back to her bedroom stripped out of her PJs, placing the clothing in her laundry basket. She grabbed her phone and put her hair up in a messy bun and headed back to the bathroom. She opened the music app on her phone and clicked ‘Shuffle All’ before stepping under the lukewarm stream of water.
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This story is awesome. Here is just the first chapter. Y'all really need to read this story, you won't regret it 😍
Negan Fic Masterlist
Caveat: PLEASE READ THE WARNINGS BEFORE EACH OF THESE–NEGAN GETS KINKY! Enjoy!
The Big, Bad Wolf (Negan x OFC)
Me and the Devil (Negan x OFC)
Sweet Ache (Negan x OFC)
Chains (Negan x OFC)
Hate Sex (Negan x You)
I am the Hydra (Negan x You feat. femdom)
Babydoll (Negan x You feat. daddy kink)
Halloween Smut (Negan x You)
Look at My Dirty Girl (Negan x You feat. jealous, dom!Negan)
Rigor Mortis (Negan x Maggie)
Lucille is Thirsty (Negan x You feat. Lucille & Daddy kink)
Good Girl (Negan x virgin!You feat. masturbation & dirty talk)
Bound in Blood (multi-chapter Negan x OFC)
Receive the Beast (Negan x OFC feat. blood and gore)
You’re Gonna Listen (Negan x dark!Rick Grimes feat. major consent issues)
The Forest (Negan x You featuring fear, porn, teratophilia, and demogorgon!Negan)
Have y’all read my girl’s Negan fics? Because if you haven’t…well…you’re missing out on some grade-A prime smut, my friends! Just heed the warnings, because Negan gets reallll kinky in these ;)
Oh my sweet dark lord, thank you so much for the love, babe!!!!
COACH NEGAN [6]
Your name: submit What is this?
Summary: yall get nasty in his suv
Pairing: negan x reader
Word count: 2396
Warning: eventual smut, explicit language, teacher x student relationship, age-gap, loss of virginity, vulgar language
The ride back to Arid Ridge had been long as ever, though somehow it felt like much less. Throughout the entire ride, you had discreetly been watching Coach Negan when driving. He had smoked two cigarettes in the hour and even though you had always thought anyone smoking must be foul, he looked aesthetically pleasing with the stick in between his lips.
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COACH NEGAN [5]
Your name: submit What is this?
Summary: you get a tad more intimate with your teacher than you should
Pairing: negan x reader
Word count: 3546
Warning: eventual smut, explicit language, teacher x student relationship, age-gap, loss of virginity, vulgar language
Sprinkles of sweat were spread around your brow and up in your hairline. The huge monitor hanging in the air showed the minutes counting down and only seconds was left of the extended time. Even though you had not had the ball in quite some time, you still felt your coach’s eyes watching you closely almost incessantly.
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