Brittney Rae

29 and 362 days. Living life for those small moments, I suppose. Under the influence of electronic music. I'm just a pedestrian at best.

[brittneyriot]

My girlfriend is soooo cute!! She’s the absolute greatest most best girlfriend in the whole wide world! 😍💜🎀

@way2kawaii

[silvaris]

Spooky Forest by Robin Halioua

[lalune-morte]

Witching hour 🌙🔮

[wonting]

[glitchartistscollective]

Shane Trevor Grotke http://ift.tt/2wBoMiV

[glitchartistscollective]

artwork by Robert Hruska http://ift.tt/2gePJBX

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

[iamtheironrain]

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

[5oil]

[stonerclone]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

this is felix and he’s trying his best

[howls-moving-violation]

date someone who uses their turn signal

[dailyatlanta]

[litttlekels]

[arestlesswanderer]

🌲💗

[turquoisesuggestions]

One act of kindness does not cancel years of abuse.

[poundcakethe15th]

And one act of abuse absolutely cancels out years of kindness

[flipphonegoth]

What him tongue out for

[meetmeinthehallway]

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