thinking fondly of the time that my girlfriend heard the opening bars of holding out for a hero at the gay bar and asked "is this touhou music?"
holy shit. holding out for a Wriggle at the the end of the Nightbug
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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thinking fondly of the time that my girlfriend heard the opening bars of holding out for a hero at the gay bar and asked "is this touhou music?"
holy shit. holding out for a Wriggle at the the end of the Nightbug
There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:
“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”
“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”
Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP
I've read the entire decision (skimming over the purely legal precedent/definitions bit) and here are some of my favorite bits:
“indeed, it seems that the Pacific Northwest (Twilight) is a common locale for finding vampires and werewolves at a high school” oh my god
"Happy trans day of visibility" You fool. Trans people are always visible to the Eye. You cannot hide from it any other day. None of us can. The eye sees all that has been. All that is. All that will be. The eye sees all, including you trans person.
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A YTP of a short animation by C.Z. Moe
Every once in a while I like the challenge of squeezing out as many jokes from a short source as I can. This one served as a great warmup now that I've moved states and am getting back in the groove of regular YTPs again.
Full video with captions here
Thanks <3
kinda want to make a bot that posts this comic but with random numbers of beat frames
some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist
“drama kid” this and “band kid” that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school
Uhhh. How'd that happen?
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Gemini had the fucking GALL to get in my email and summarize a 3-line email, taking up more space than the email did visually.
Hit the “thumbs down.” It’s like, what’s wrong??? Was our summary wrong? Were there offensive words? Thank you for helping us improve our AI tools :)
I selected “other.”
Text box popped up. Please elaborate!
Wrote in “I can fucking read” submit comment
Then had to spend several minutes torching all my settings with a flamethrower. Let me be clear: I’m (a lawyer) notoriously picky with my words FOR GOOD REASON (lawyering) so I overwhelmingly reject Gmail’s “helpful” little assistance. My privacy settings were set to “full paranoia” a little less than a year ago when I saw the writing on the wall and knew public defenders could become a target in the future. Better to lock it all down now.
Gemini had crept in there and turned ALL that shit back on. And showed itself by saying “Jane Doe says she’s so sorry for your loss and offers to reschedule for Thursday at 3” over an email from Jane Doe saying “I’m so sorry for your loss. We could reschedule for Thursday at 3?”
Why would I possibly need this. In what universe would I need this. I have eyes and a brain and a reading speed that twenty years ago was measured at 1500 wpm with full comprehension on dense scientific text. Furthermore! If I read a summary, I’m not reading what they actually wrote. If I’m not reading what they actually wrote, I’m not using my own judgment on the words and phrases that they used.
I literally don’t understand why this is helpful at all. This is just avoidance. Using LLMs to write is specifically Not Writing. Using LLMs to summarize is Not Reading. Using them to make art is Avoiding Making Art. Just READ! Just WRITE! I was not put on this fucking planet to not read and not write and not make art! Avoidance is an anxiety symptom and indulging it gives it more power.
If I had an AI to do my most dreaded task, answer the phone for clients, I wouldn’t use it. Because an AI cannot help them. An AI cannot hear the facts of their case, make appropriate noises, be thoughtful and insightful, and then give them a realistic estimate of what could happen in court. I am unique. I cannot be replaced by machine learning. I have style. I have expertise. I don’t hallucinate unless I’m having a really great Friday night and I’m off the clock.
When I need to outsource tasks from my own brain, I give them to people I know can do them and that I trust to do them right.
Fuck, it just sneaks up on you, doesn’t it?? Goddamn Gemini jumpscare right in my own fucking email
idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all
They are both the same color
They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey
Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat
his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey
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It really is!
Why is it croissants are the only ones who can't get ovened without ejaculating
All the other breads hold they nut just fine
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I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿
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