I love being witty cause it’s the simplest method to impress someone. It’s the easiest way to surprise them, to take them off guard and force them to consider me as someone impressive, someone worth paying attention to.

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I love being witty cause it’s the simplest method to impress someone. It’s the easiest way to surprise them, to take them off guard and force them to consider me as someone impressive, someone worth paying attention to.
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i want them to meet and bond so bad bro i think they would make such cute friends
And what do you want?
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im so sorry for spam posting but its like an Itch. I Must Scratch . if i dont draw pink i feel ill
WHITE MAN DESTROYED BY BLACK TRANNY AND WHITE LESBIAN IN A TACO BELL 🔥🔥🔥
I was hungry on my way home from this workshop so I popped into Taco Bell to get something with absolutely 0 diarrhea lettuce and hoping I wouldn’t have someone contemplate hatecriming me tonight. I was waiting on a shitty value menu burrito when this dude comes in and starts talking to a white lesbian who was waiting for her order across from me.
He was trying to hit on her with bad jokes and I was keeping an eye on them bc she was obviously uncomfortable, and after his joke fell flat and he bitched about her not laughing at a good joke, I commented to her “is this how straight men flirt these days?” and he whirls around and says “im not a straight man, im a thespian flirting.”
So im like “Yeag i already know youre the worst type of theatre kid” and he says some shit to which I respond “oh trust me I know, I used to be a professional dancer” and he gets MAD, says he’s a dancer too, and to his credit does do some shit to “prove” it to me with proper technique, but then attempts a battement derrière which he gets good range on,,, but also pulls something doing it causing him to crumble to the floor.
He apologizes to both of us then leaves and sits on the sidewalk out front, and I chat with her til he leaves and we both go on our way. 💀💀💀
Y’know if this wasn’t a demeaning and possibly dangerous situation, him thinking he could justify his behavior if he just pulled off a cool enough dance move to impress you both is really funny. Bird-ass behavior.
WHITE MAN DESTROYED BY BLACK TRANNY AND WHITE LESBIAN IN A TACO BELL 🔥🔥🔥
I was hungry on my way home from this workshop so I popped into Taco Bell to get something with absolutely 0 diarrhea lettuce and hoping I wouldn’t have someone contemplate hatecriming me tonight. I was waiting on a shitty value menu burrito when this dude comes in and starts talking to a white lesbian who was waiting for her order across from me.
He was trying to hit on her with bad jokes and I was keeping an eye on them bc she was obviously uncomfortable, and after his joke fell flat and he bitched about her not laughing at a good joke, I commented to her “is this how straight men flirt these days?” and he whirls around and says “im not a straight man, im a thespian flirting.”
So im like “Yeag i already know youre the worst type of theatre kid” and he says some shit to which I respond “oh trust me I know, I used to be a professional dancer” and he gets MAD, says he’s a dancer too, and to his credit does do some shit to “prove” it to me with proper technique, but then attempts a battement derrière which he gets good range on,,, but also pulls something doing it causing him to crumble to the floor.
He apologizes to both of us then leaves and sits on the sidewalk out front, and I chat with her til he leaves and we both go on our way. 💀💀💀
tagging/content warning systems for media are often mocked outside of fanfic which is kind of too bad because i do think it'd be a really interesting vector of literary analysis to examine what the author or publisher thinks they should be informing their audience about vs. the actual content of the media in question
tagging my work devoid of any explicit sexual content as "dubcon" and sitting back to people fight over what i could have meant by this like i'm a roman emperor watching gladiators being devoured by lions in the coliseum
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http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/05/what_state_prisoners_get_to_wo.html
OMG
Things that I knew about: that the mass incarceration of people in the USA , particularly black men, has direct ties to/is an extension of slavery. Things I did not know: this specific shit about Louisiana HOLY FUCK this is evil.
OH MY GOSH????
When activist Sam Sinyangwe was awaiting a meeting with the governor’s office at the Louisiana state capitol building in Baton Rouge, he not
The 13th Amendment provides a loophole that allows for the legality of unpaid prison labor, which is sometimes called "modern-day slavery."
Grew up next to Angola. It’s much worse than you think
I wonder how many people are imprisoned for weed
I’m from Mississippi and it’s like this in my home town. Enslaved prisoners clean roadways, pick cotton, everything they’ve done since before slavery was supposedly ended. What they teach in schools is nothing but propaganda.