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maude ; 27 ; new boot goofin’

[dear-ao3]

[mousenemy]

[greelin]

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

[theblackparadeisdead]

I'll forgive a mutual for almost anything. Murder isn't even anywhere close to the top of the list of things I can overlook. For instance some of you are swifties

[godlessondheimite]

when a british actor does an american accent everyone’s like “i didn’t even know they were british until they were on colbert.” but when americans do a british accent everyone’s like “they’re supposed to be from east cocksford but their glottal e’s are north dicksford. shameful.”

[huffylemon]

[teathattast]

[derovalfnolem]

awesome

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[byunbaekhyunie]

 오늘도 영원히 사랑하자 ♡ #11YEARSWITHEXO

[roycohn]

we simply are not making it out of this one alive fellow pervs

[thegenderal]

If youve ever said something nice to me and i never replied I apologize! Unfortunately i am a neurotic prey animal and your message was nice enough to make me scurry under my leaf mold and hold still to camouflage myself until the danger passed

[taxi-davis]

Floating Island Pizza Hut by Scott Listfield

[ampervadasz]

Big ball

[grecoromanyaoi]

common misconception! actually the only way to tell if someone is a top or a bottom is to know their preferences regarding penetrative sex ❤️

[grecoromanyaoi]

wait you guys actually think you can know someone's sexual preference from their mannerisms or an internet persona? like. that wasnt a joke?

[marinememes]

[akumeoy]

one of the worst genres of tumblr post is "attempt at thoughtful emotional prose from a person who has read nothing but fanfic since they graduated from high school"

[bw1tched]