Drunk headcanon for Bakugou, Todoroki and Iida ? 👉👈
Of course and thank you for the request!
Katsuki Bakugou - The silent I’am sober but in fact, I’am totally not.
- B52 or anything with rum flamed, what is bad when Bakugo drinks rum? He doesn’t have a f*cking memory of the night.
- We could have think a drunk Bakugo would be a worse version of a sober himself, angrier and noisier, but to everyone surprise, it’s in fact, the opposite.
- As the lines of glass empty, he gets quieter and quieter, sprawling on the back of his chair, his arms along his body, watching the table with big open eyes and not the envy, nor the strenght, nor maybe the capacity to move.
- He tries to act cool, as if everything’s fine, he nods when people talk to him and even smiles when he hears laugh around him, but in real? He doesn’t even have a single idea of what happens.
- Words are like rockets flying way too faster in front of his eyes and his brain can’t focus on conversations, it grabs one words out of three and by the time Bakugo tries to understand the nonsens of a sentence without all the words, the topic already changed.
- When things gets too complicated for his brain to follow, he takes out his phone and tries to put all of his concentration on the screen, even if he feels like his eyes are teared off with the white light.. well after the real challenge of unlocking it of course.
- He puts it down and takes it back at least 10 times because he forgets why he just took out his phone. 15 minutes of scrolling down on his youtube timeline without noticing he’s not on fb, 5 minutes liking and dislinking pictures of the night in which he’s tagged because his thumb stays too long on the screen and then, he finally find something that should probably stay far, far away from his fingers.. texts.
- He spends half of his time trying to type correct texts which ends in a total mess with so much typo that a descrambler is needed. All the texts are finally sent to the wrong persons, incomprehensible or just not sent at all and saved as draft, but in all the case, with too much emojis. It’s sad because if his brain was working correctly, it’s the better time to have him confess deep feelings.
- Breaks, forgets or losts his phone each time he’s drunk.
- Even if he’s totally stoned, his body tells him when to stop and he practically never throw up, but, when he begins to feel sleepy, he displays the path to his room for an ungodly amount of time in his head before getting up because everything lookis like a maze.
- He will either, colapse on his chair/the table and nothing can wake him up, by nothing, I mean nothing, you could build a house of card on his cheeks or turn up the sound really loud, he would not bat an eyelash.
- Either a charitabe soul would have take him to his bed before he losts consciousness and he falls asleep fully clothes, and wakes up in the exact same position 16 hours later.
- He doesn’t remember anything about the night and acts as if he had never sent weird texts to everyone, or agreed to making Sero’s bento for a whole week and a foot massage to Kirishima after the next trainning.
Shoto Todoroki - The naked philosopher
- Frozen Vodka with a slice of lime, pretty useful, because the drink rests on the good temperature as long as he keeps the glass in his hand
- Shoto is more the kind of guy who just looks around, listens and enjoys a party without a real «participations», things change as soon as the alcohol works on him and begins to redden the skin on the top of his nose and ears
- He smiles at first, begins to take part in conversations and then pulls off extra layers of clothes because he’s feeling like boiling on the inside.. even if he’s just in shirt and pants.
- Someone will have to stay by his side to prevent him to strip fully or he’ll end in just his underwear, wandering and talking casually as if nothing was wrong.
- You wouldn't have believed but that guy talks, A LOT, when he’s drunk, and as soon as he has someone he feels comfortable with next to him, he won’t let go of them for the whole night. Even if you go refill your glass, if you’re exhausted or if you have to pee, he’ll follow you, everywhere.
- The conversation seems really deep and intelligent seen from the outside, but it’s just a bunch of mixed theories about feelings, the role of human being on earth and what’s wrong with pineapple on pizza.
- Forgets to put the lemon in the glass and directly bites in it, doesn’t even have a reaction, he stopped talking for five second though’
- He spends his night igniting everyone’s shooters
- Someone will finally leads him to some fresh air, and it’s the only time of the night where he stops talking, he sits cross-legged on the ground and watch the stars, even if he stops exchanging with other, he lives an internal debate that only him can understand, or not.
- Please, don’t forget to go get him back or he’ll just stay here for hours until the alcool effects fade or that he falls asleep and wakes the next afternoon.
- Everything’s fine the next day, he’s not the first nor the last to get up and the room is already clean because he’s the one who tidied everything last night while doing a monologue. He remembers having a great night and good conversations with everyone, but can’t remember a single one of them.
Tenya Iida - The grumpy sentimental unicorn
- Gets drunk with fancy rainbow coktails, the ones with umbrella and candy screwer on it.
- As he’s too polite to refuse to give his candies to his crush and friends when he’s sober, don’t even thing of putting your hand between him and the sweets when he’s drunk because he could bite your finger without a single regret.
- And he gets drunk really quickly because he’s a light weight, and because he doesn’t even realize the huge quantity of alcohol he drops with all the sugar present in the drinks, to be honest, he doesn’t even know he’s drinking alcohol..
- Iida is like a grumpy old man when he has too much glasses, he grumbles to himself, talks with his glass, bitches about the stool because it’s not comfortable enough, about the music being too loud even if there’s no music in the room and about the person who, according to him, stole his glasses even if, it’s still on his nose.
- He won’t recognize anyone and probably ends up confessing his love to Kirishima while sobbing and telling his crush that they should stop fighting Deku because of childhood bitterness still present between the two of them.
- Yep, Team Vomit here. It burns his throat like hell but hey’ at least, it’s festive with all of these colors, looks like a unicorn had stop by.
- Someone has to put him to bed, and he’s already half asleep by the time he reaches the room, he's a dead weight to drag.
- Wakes up the next morning at 9 a.m, wishing to die because of the hangover and the embarrassment.
