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Little Girl Stands Up To The First Order In Galaxy’s Edge (x)

introduced my mom to pirating websites now she’s watched “so many movies I haven’t seen in years! for free!” and she wants me to “tell your internet followers about this!”

narwhalsarefalling

she does want me to warn you “don’t click on those ads with the very pretty ladies!” and that “please tell those lesbians on the internet not to fall for it!”

pixielight-dee-foxfire

#as a lesbian on the internet tell your mom thank you i will be very careful

ampervadasz

happy-go-lainey

Performance art

egax

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

freefitty

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

partydrugs

necrophilofthefuture

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

the-shortest-story

oOH MY GOD

theelvenkingsunderthesky

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open

fallcaesar

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

tolkientrash

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

iguanamouth

shes almost here

miscriont

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

craptaztic

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

mace-from-outerspace

Y’all better behave, you have two months

aseriouscomedian

You better watch out

memecage

WW2 SIREN

aleksandrsokolovichromanov

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

jaurnnn

ring the alarm! i been through this too long! but i’ll be DAMNED if i see another chick on your arm!

art-woonz

itty-bitty-obsessions-deactivat

I’ll stop queuing this when it stops making me laugh every time I see it….

pettycentral

onlytwitterpics

overpricedvodka

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

ororomunroedontpullout

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

taffylemonknees-deactivated2018

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

dragkingandreweldritch

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

miracufic

Update on #cakegate.

surprisebitch

what a nice turn of events

mothspaws

Hey @perisnoop

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deftomes

wack.

taliabobalia

when i was really little, my babysitter only spoke spanish with me so i became bilingual but i never knew when i was speaking spanish or english. one time i told my mom i wanted an avocado & she understood but then when i said the same thing to my babysitter later that day, she burst into tears with laughter because i was saying “quiero abogado” which means “i want a lawyer.”

imagine a two year old repeatedly saying “i want a lawyer!” as an adult laughs at her.