brokkOLIbri

Star Trek/Spirk. Sherlock (Mystrade). German musical theatre. Hamilton.

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Just a simple PSA

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

[adachifag]

they both destroy ships tho

[parenyzia]

Did you just

[corsaircourser-blog]

BOOM

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal

[adventuresinchemistry]

Least favorite lab equipment?

idk it really depends on the day

but my favorite lab equipment will always be our hand crank centrifuge

[jewishdragon]

im sorry the what

[adventuresinchemistry]

this bad boy, for when you’re too lazy to walk up two flights of stairs to the shared lab space with the preparatory centrifuge but not too lazy to put some elbow grease into spinning your shit down

[metricparty-deactivated20221104]

Method: Samples were centrifuged at whatever rotations per minute (RPM) Joey “the beast” McRipped could achieve on his saucy days. We’re not sure how fast, but it was impressive. Supernatant decanted off and….

[listentothestories]

lifeandliterature

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[nightintheboilingisles]

i repost this every year.

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

[beepost-generator]

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[memegiver]

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

[thefakerachelray]

Things to bring back in books:

Chapter titles

Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read

[thefakerachelray]

Some excellent additions from the notes:

Maps

Indexes of characters and places with pronunciations

Numbering books in a series on the spine

Tables of contents

[studentlifeproblems]

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

[catchymemes]

Berkeleymews dump

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[pizzaotter]

Every single one of these is pure gold.

[poeticallyunkind]

[abby-that]

No offense but the point of Broadway and live theater is that it’s a privilege and it’s by no means a right to see live theater.

[gateskeeping]

no offense but the point of theatre in general is to enjoy art and stories that storytellers choose to tell, and by saying this, you are perpetuating elitism in theatre and broadway. theatre in greek and roman times, theatre in shakespearean times, theatre in times before vaudeville and broadway was supposed to accessible to everyone. people were required in ancient greece to see plays performed. the cheapest seats for SHAKESPEARE plays could be afforded by the poorest of the poor. don’t be an asshole to people who want to experience amazing theatre and storytelling but can’t afford it, okay ? let people experience theatre in any way they can

[thehellevator]

Listen, if they didnt post A Very Potter Musical to youtube, we all would have missed out on the best piece of Harry Potter Fiction there is

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

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