In My Own Little Corner

Tiff, just reblogging whatever catches my fancy :) sfw

[vendetta06]

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

[captain-price-officially]

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

[catchymemes]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[kata4a]

this is an extremely good joke format

[god-of-chainsaws]

I wish I knew how to play chess

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]

[speakingofcharlotte]

I needed this.

[quinintheclouds]

I understand chess and oh my god can this be a meme format? Cause there are so many possible combinations here

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[teenagerposts]

this cant be true

[charlesoberonn]

Hey, billionaires!

Stalin’s ghost is trapped inside the Siberian permafrost.

If we don’t reverse climate change and soon, the ice will melt and release his spirit back into the world to enact Vengence and Communism!

Only you can stop the rise of Ghost Stalinism!

[charlesoberonn]

If I know 3 things rich people are scared of, it’s taxes, communism, and ghosts.

[chippyyyz]

You’re halfway towards an exciting new Christmas Carol reboot

[mysharona1987]

[clrigney]

HE DID EXTREMELY WELL CONSIDERING HE WAS NOTIFIED HE WAS IN THE DEBATE ONLY DAYS BEFORE. .GONE ARE THE DAYS WHEN THE AVERAGE PERSON CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT…IN THIS DAY AND AGE IT TAKES LOTS OF MONEY…SOOOOO WHAT WILL YOU  BE DOING WHEN TRUMP WINS AGAIN AND THE RUSSIANS START MOVING IN TO THE USA, , , BLOOMERG HAS VALUABLE EXPERIENCE AS A POLITICAL MANAGER AND A BUSNESS MANAGER.. . HE’S THE ONE WHO CAN STAND UP TO THE FREAKIN’ TRUMP…

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this tweet is so good it made someone have a stroke

[thats-slightly-raven]

i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

[justareallyboredfangirl]

i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has

[just-shower-thoughts]

Humans are the only species who decided that water was too boring as a beverage to keep us alive.

[toastbutteregg]

[greenjellies]

[sparring-spirals]

I have so much respect for Matt asserting that good storytelling doesn’t have to mean shocking your viewers at every turn, and constantly doing the unexpected, but instead rewarding them for following along, and investing their time into keeping up with a coherent and consistent plotline.

[dysautnomia-survival-guide]

soml

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

there's something very...light about valentine's day on a friday. friday is such a freeing, open day. i'm happy knowing children are having their class parties and giving each other sweets and candies and cards and celebrating knowing they don't have to wake up and go to school the next day. couples are getting home from the work week and seeing late showings of movies because they don't have to work the next day. most college students don't have friday classes and can take a "me" day. like it's all very beautiful. friday i AM in love

[meddlsome]

what is wrong with americans

[housmania]

Tip: This Valentine’s Day, don’t be romantic. Be Romantic! Recite Lord Byron on the edge of a barren cliff! Feel the gusts of the thunderstorm blow through your hair as you sob! Become a reclusive poet who trusts no one and is only seen at 2 am, wandering half-dressed through the streets and muttering in Old High German! Drown your lonely heart in laudanum and die at age 34 of tuberculosis, martyrdom in a small and ill-fated revolution, or wasting away from a disease that makes you look wan but poetic! Forget “forever alone”: You’ll always have your haunting past, your wasted ambitions, and the melancholy of a life unlived to keep you company!

[cindersart]

that one friend who hates the same shit i hate: can i be petty abt — me, thru 10 loudspeakers: release the salt

[hodlmyvodka]

Saint Urban of Moscow

[echthr0s]

photo by Alina Silaeva

[cumaeansibyl]

To me she looks like the patron saint of women who want to be left alone on public transit.

[wordsaremylife]

@cumaeansibyl omg yes! Between the book, the ipod, and extra layer covering her ears, she couldn’t be screaming louder “No, I don’t want to hear your stupid pick up lines”

[cumaeansibyl]

If you pray to her for protection anyone who tries to hit on you will suddenly get a text message from the person they least want to talk to, with bad news that they can’t ignore, so they’ll have to spend the rest of the ride dealing with it.

[zooophagous]

Video killed the radio star. Internet kills television. Internet creates the podcast. The internet killed video and brought the radio star back to life.

[alicenginger]

The radio star eats man, women inherit the earth