dicks, tricks, and more

☆ MAIN ☆ ☆ He/They ☆ ☆ tumblr veteran ☆ my mind is vacant and my balls are big stay for a while back in action after a big break

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[electricpurrs]

me engaging in my deepest, darkest fantasy

[un-pearable]

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

[bedupolker]

Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

[bedupolker]

aquatic chapter

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[carnelianfoxx]

you gotta slap my ass bro…. for the economy……..

[jame7t]

WHAT DID YOU DO

[kikmessenger]

once i gave my ex a foot job in a crowded mall #tmituesdays

[relelvance]

Let's all block op

[kikmessenger]

You can crouch to block low attacks such as my signature foot job attack #tekkentuesdays

[thebootydiaries]

[jethroq]

[aphleos]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[cy-lindric]

On the hundredth day after the new year the heralds come to the doors of the city, announcing the arrival of the Golden Caravan at the farthest stop of its route ; like every year, citizens and travellers will surely gather at the western door to see it come to pass.

Right behind the banners as customary are the sculptor priests, foremost of the stonemason orders, bringing in this year's votive masterwork for the festivities. The black and white steppe oxen precede the arrival of the head guild architect, charged with the safekeeping of the citizens' sacred geometry. The graduating apprentices and newly welcomed novices walk besides the draftsroom carriage, bearing the icons of the Citizen Architects Guild : ardor and patience. Out of the kilns of the imperial workshops come delicate masterwork sought after the world over ; the sister-ceramists are selected from various key regions of the trade system and bring their local styles to the imperial production. Those workshops are the northernmost stop on the caravan's route.

Behind the masons, the torchbearers announce the arrival of the metalworkers' guilds, chief of which the head goldsmith on a palanquin of her own design. The braseros and forges are continuously tended by guild kindlers as to remain lit throughout the entire voyage of the caravan. Second to last comes the host of the manticore, behind the braseros of the master kindlers. It is believed that the creature requires her caretakers to be pure of heart and most diligent ; the honour is bestowed only on the highest performing apprentices of the smithing guilds. On the last day finally, behind the last of the apprentices, the crones of the chain count the days left to craft, keeping misfortune at work away, and, some even say, Death itself.

[karkats-longsleeves]

guys please sit with me, and imagine Grimsley delivering the speech Debbie made at the end of The Addams Family movie.... wait im gnna draw for it -

[karkats-longsleeves]

PLEASE,,,, from this speech here in The Addams Family => videolink

And a bonus panel :

[sabertoothwalrus]

I just think that if nintendo is going to create a feature that even gets a dedicated button as part of the selling point then you should not need to pay a subscription service just to use it

[sabertoothwalrus]

having a button that you can’t press unless you wanna spend money means that nintendo has recreated the experience of accidentally pressing the internet button on your flip phone and you go you fuckfuckfuck as you try to back out as fast as possible before it charges your parents

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[danted2a-metroid-fan-base]

True

[4-man]

[creatures-of-love]

effervescent

[t4timekeeper]

my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me

[yossyislandd]

hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever

[t4timekeeper]

are yhou sure about this doctor

[yossyislandd]

pawsitive

[brolive-oil]

to any of my followers that are still around, I changed my username from nubsmcscrub to brolive-oil as you see, so if you don't know who this chump on your dash is, it's me