u cant stop me

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by consent_van)

[malainastarling]

Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is?

He went from this

to this

and this

Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.

THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.

[may]

[sleekbw]

[kimthotjoon-deactivated20190222]

Job interviews be like: “Where do you see yourself in five to ten years?”

[sluttydrunk]

I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :(

[theparanoidandroid]

Support your local gay beekeeper

[thebabyanimals]

[babyanimalposts]

feeling sad? you need this blog on your dash!

[kxsxy]

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

[faunaxgrey]

This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.

[sizvideos]

[ftfhal]

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I don’t understand it but this is why you don’t pull all-nighters kids

[allihavelivedfor]

College kids be like

[hardcore-park0ur]

[theonion]

Child Unaware Just How Many Of His Toys Intended To Steer Him Away From Homosexuality

[yyunglame]

[shivadancing]

[eastiseverywhere]

The Onion Tibetan Teen Getting Into Western Philosophy US (2004) [Source]

This thing oughta be framed and placed in every Asian art museum in the West.

[emilyember-deactivated20171121]

me and leonardo baked sugar cookies.

[pleatedjeans]

THIS IS  NOT MY CAT! (24 Pics)

[naturalprose-deactivated2025040]

WHAT THE HELL WHY DOESN’T THIS HAPPEN TO ME