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surprisebitch

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

hihicecil

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

miquerida

here i screen capped it

surprisebitch

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice

quaadude

Just checking in on ya

mozzabellastick-deactivated2025

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

cheaphalloweencostume

I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that I wake my sleeping boyfriend and I have to explain “I thought about the what fart again” and apologize

thejonymyster

i thot the beatles died

bedeliadumaurier

I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her laugh this hard????

thejonymyster

my wife now

section8babe

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

wifedad

Why is this vaguely threatening

abowles

This sounds like my mom when talks to herself, out loud, about everyone in the room

silverhawk

honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons

like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense

allthesebees-deactivated2019070

marisatomay

theladyspanishes

I think the core of that scene for me is, when you’re insane like me and you go through it frame by frame, you can work out that Gazerbeam defeated the omnidroid twice - the only super we have enough information to confirm did so. I always wondered about his body in the cave, how and why he got the password… But it makes sense. This thing goes haywire, gets an upgrade, and goes haywire again? He must have been hella suspicious! So he does what any good superhero would do - tries to get to the bottom of what’s really happening on Nomanisan Island. During the process he’s clearly caught and wounded but has just enough time to get himself somewhere he can leave a final message, just praying that the next super to come along will find it and break the cycle. Gazerbeam is my hero.

xxxtictacion

Incredibles 2 has a lot to live up to

thatgirlwithanopinion-deactivat

All of this and…

I’m just realizing that the name is No Man Is An Island???? As in, everyone needs someone to depend on and connect with, no one is ever completely alone or should act all on their own.

swan2swan

Also Gazerbeam probably has X-ray vision–so he not only survived long enough to defeat the Omnidroid, he had the ability to see Syndrome entering the password.

animagix101

Holy guacamole! I should pay more attention, I don’t think I got any of that stuff!

frognonbinary-deactivated202412

does anyone think about the fact that now mr. incredibles has to live w/ the fact that all his friends getting killed by syndrome could have been avoided if he had just been nicer to syndrome from the beginning

breefolk-hates-staff

^I was thinking that from the beginning reading this and was shocked it went through so many comments before anyone pointed that out.

Syndrome waited until his machine was almost ready to go before asking Bob to come to Nomanisan. He also was surprised to find out that he was married to “Elastigirl”, which means he likely built his list and went through everyone else before finally deciding it was time to kill Bob.

gay-jesus-probably

Also, Syndrome literally didn’t find Bob until the start of the movie. He found Frozone and was stalking him. If Lucius hadn’t hung out with Bob, then Frozone was going to be the next one lured. There’s literally a scene of Mirage realizing that the guy in the car with her target is Mr. Incredible. He wasn’t going through the list, he was stalking and finding every former Super he could, luring them to the island, and then killing them, for the sake of improving his robot. Finding Bob was just a happy accident, and Syndromes obsession with him meant that upon finding a bot that could beat Bob, he figured he’d hit perfection and was ready.

and like, let’s be real here in the intro Buddy was crossing the line the second he showed up, Mr. Incredible mentioned he’d been very nice to Buddy, via signing a ridiculous amount of autographs and doing pictures and stuff, and that he was not going to risk a childs life as a sidekick (albeit in less words). Buddy literally showed up by breaking into his car, and then stalked him all evening until he was arrested. That’s disturbingly obsessive behavior, there’s no amount of niceness that would stop Syndrome, it was an impossible situation. No amount of nice was going to appease Syndrome, the second he faced any sort of rejection from Mr. Incredible he was going to lose it and go supervillain. After his arrest he should have gotten put into therapy, but yknow, set in like. the 50′s. so it makes sense he fell through the cracks when the cracks were a goddamn canyon. Don’t victim blame Mr. Incredible.

kiokushitakaa

reblogging for the last comment because blaming mr incredible for the deaths of his comrades is honestly such a weird take and i dislike how it’s framed as “fact” when it’s not. it’s syndrome’s fault and syndrome’s fault alone. full stop. he murdered them because he was selfish, entitled, and obsessed with mr incredible to a fanatical degree.

deezoheezo

Just in addition, it definitely wasn’t Bob’s fault that Buddy did the things he did, but Buddy frames it as if it was. He straight up says to Mr. incredible that he should have been nicer and now it’s too late. Bob would have the crushing guilt of the other supers on his mind. He’d blame himself. And what if Helen was next? Or Frozone, or god forbid one of his kids.

It’s completely right that it wasn’t his fault, but he sure as hell would blame himself

katetinyjohn

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

say-prettyy-pleasee

And they’re not related?

westafricanbaby

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

super-shar

Their mamas have some explaining to do

ofdarklands

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

securelyinsecure

The plot thickens!

juicyvelourtracksuit

What’s happening

doujinshi

why is it always dumb people that use freedom of speech in the wrong context?? like freedom of speech is from the government, you still gunna get ya asswhooped by your peers.

ya-boi-luffy

Freedom of speech is an amendment created by the government to protect people from idiots like you

doujinshi

you about to look like booboo the fool who didn’t go to school, because freedom of speech was an amendment created so the government couldn’t censor it’s people. It don’t just include speech either, it was so people could petition, have freedom to chose what religious values they want, and to be vocal about opinions without government dictation, it had absolutely nothing to do with social stigma. maybe if ya ass wasn’t watching one piece during third grade government your ass would have learned something.

dare-i-say-asexual

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

dare-i-say-asexual

i once dropped her stuffed animal and she yelled “there’s been a murder!”