Egebæk

[scarpology]

[autisticexpression]

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[moonybear]

op i hope you know about the guy on r/kitchenconfidential

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[charlesoberonn]

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

This is 1,006 words, you cheated

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

DRAGON BREATH CANT MELT STONE BLOCKS! THE WIZARD TOWER ATTACKS WERE AN INSIDE JOB!

[gayhornythoughts]

Girl, they might not melt but they might have cracked from the sudden change in temperature. The wrong angle of damaged stone and those bitches gonna crumple. Cant believe this hocus pocus bs on my scrying orb at this time of night, smh.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

The Shrubbery administration lost ten thousand silver coins and needed a reason to start a war

[tumblesdownhill]

Those goddamned knights who say ni must pay for these attacks!

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[facts-i-just-made-up]

This is the first color photo ever taken of the interior of the human colon. Tragically beautiful.

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

THE UPDATE WE WERE ALL HOPING FOR!

(apologies for the motherfuckery. also the ink, for those curious, is diamine oxblood)

[fluffydancer618]

Good morning, what the fuck was I cooking in here

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASES ADDED!

"i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !"

"I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them"

CHARACTER ADDED!

Screaming Joe

[the-haiku-bot]

“I love this website

I love it when people tell

us what’s wrong with them”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[webheadmenace]

@justcakethanks

[tadpole-art]

Landscaping