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hi i'm bronwyn i'm 25 dream address: 5D00-007A-3D10

[redstonedust]

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

[elliewilliams]

whats yalls ultimate fave character. like years have passed, interests have come and gone, yet theyre still here. mines ellie williams

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[jeezilikesports]

YESSS

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[despazito]

prolonged argentina humiliation ritual

[longhorned]

Nancy, July 10, 1958

[flowerbleedme]

t-shirt that says "LOW SUICIDE RISK"

[browniewyn]

kitchen summers on ssris are making me feel evil I saw one of the expo boys warming his hands under the heat lamp and I almost launched thru the window to beat his ass

[parkerposey]

Im a little bit delirious rn but this is so fucking funny to me im losing it. SUNDAY SANDWICH

[amazoogle]

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.