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hi i'm bronwyn i'm 25 dream address: 5D00-007A-3D10

[funny-tik-toks]

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[notmonaca]

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[transsexualbloodlust]

neopronouns are getting so crazy wtf is 9/11

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

[valtsv]

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[nearer-than-the-eye]

every time AMCA makes the cal kestis double jump joke i have to go back and read the og post

edit: EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU SULLIVAN @dimosar

[vampantheon]

pros of being on testosterone: my kermit impression is getting better

cons of being on testosterone: my Mort from Madagascar impression is getting worse

[vampantheon]

peace and love on planet fucking earth

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[berrytart]

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

[scorchroots]

I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[my-dailydreams]

[allthespoons]

ai could simply never create a body of fanfictional work that is so revealing about the author that it borders on humiliating.