I am the Stallion, mang

Cymro. Cerddor. Cont. fe/he/him

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[jt1674]

Visit Original Link

[innerchildabortionclinic]

This is so divorcecore

[pissvortex]

[illazilla]

Inshallah the hips don’t lie

[mockwa]

I didn’t go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice

[deadelated]

the gay thoughts are back

[mosasadogs]

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

[deadelated]

I was literally sitting like this with my guns

[eye-on-springfield]

[angelicguy]

hot ones with lemons instead: wow, that one was sour too!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my gaming setup ignore the beast

[lelouch]

[eerieviri]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

[somafalls]

reblogs got turned off but this deserves preservation

[escuerzoresucitado]

[frillvelation]

[valtsv]

proudly showing off my "ultra rare limited edition one of a kind labubu" and it's very clearly a severed human hand on a chain

[sexhaver]

99% of nose-blowers quit right before the one rip where they hit their sinus cavity's resonant frequency and spend a solid 15 seconds blasting a thumb-sized wad of yellow phlegm straight out of their pineal gland and can suddenly smell colors