Brozone Little reunion... Pt 2 + random moments
Part 1 on my main blog @itsbroz0neglitters
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After talking it out with Viva, John felt much better about himself as he was ready to come back and face clay again
"I’m glad John Dory's getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he’s stupid." Clay said, "You should be the one helping him." Bruce sass back
As John and Viva came back, John and Clay stand face to face
"Clay, I don't care if you like me or not, but we are brothers, and brothers stick up for each other no matter what, even if one brother makes a huge mistake," John said
"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three." Clay replied, walking away. "What's that supposed to mean, huh clay?" John asked, crossing his arms
"The only problem is whenever I try to be nice to Clay, he gets all angry at me," John replied
"Look, John, some people just don't want to be happy. I mean, look at Clay. He really loved you ever since he was a baby, but the boy band things really mess him up big time." Bruce said
"So this is my life — until I win the lottery. Or Clay finally forgives me and just moves on." John Dory replied, heading out
As John looks at the camera crew, “I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that my own brother Clay hates me. If he got to know the new me, he wouldn’t hate me.” John said, pushing the camera crew away from him
"poor old man, and his sad, lonely heart, just wants to be friends," Floyd said, looking at Clay with puppy eyes
(Floyd's confession room)
“Besides having sex with men, I would say the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me." He said, giving two thumbs up
"so you had sex with one of my bandmates?" branch asked. "No-who?" floyd asked. "Boom?" branch replied, showing him the picture.
"Hahaha, nooo," floyd said, avoiding eye contact. "Okay, maybe- you didn't hear that from me," floyd said, running out and knocking over the camera and stuff....
“you know, If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.” branch said, looking at poppy.
"branch, are you forgetting the Bergans stop eating trolls, and you know you were there," Poppy said
As Poppy kept yapping about how she and Branch saved the snack pack from being eaten by the Bergans
"I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out," Poppy said, "She for sure does yap a lot, and here we are together forever." branch said
"you know, branch. My resolution was to get more attention." Poppy said, "Well, it seems to be working, my queen." branch said, crossing his arms
"I miss the days when there was only one party I didn't want to go to." Branch said to himself
As John was driving around with Rhonda, he started crying. "I'm not crying; you are," he said, whipping his tears
"is like they all say; You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take," John said
"Another thing I should never do is I learned a while back that if I do not text 911, my brothers do not return my calls. But Bruce always returns my calls because he thinks something horrible has happened." John said
Clay was still sitting there doing his crossword puzzle as Viva braided his hair. "Come on, it is all in the past; forgive him. He really wants to make things right." Viva said
"I said no." Clay said, "Please, please, please, don't bring me to tears." Viva noted, singing, "Did I Stutter?" Clay asked, putting his book down
"I Do Not Apologize Unless I Think I’m Wrong, And If You Don’t Like It, You Can Leave," Clay said, continuing to read
"wow, you're a stubborn licensed CPA," Viva said
“WHAT EXACTLY IS MY RESPONSIBILITY HERE? TO COMFORT AN INSECURE HETEROSEXUAL MAN? THAT CAN’T POSSIBLY FALL TO ME.” Floyd asked, shouting at the camera crew
(Floyd was talking about comforting a cute guy troll he met a few weeks back; he also works for brozone, and floyd has a mini crush on him.)
“I HAVE VERY LITTLE PATIENCE FOR STUPIDITY,” Bruce told all his brothers while shouting. Bruce was like a dad of the group since he was married and had kids
"They're demons," Clay said straight through Bruce's face.
"I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?" Bruce said
"Clay was the only brother, starting the drama and the fights again. First, it was him vs. John; now it him vs. Bruce who's next," Branch said
(As they all sat together in the confession room)
“Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream. I just sort of feel out what the situation calls for.” Clay said shrugging his shoulder
"Does that induce picking fights with your brothers, huh clay?" John asked him
“I’m guessing Clay is the one in the neighborhood that gives the trick-or-treaters toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.” Floyd said
“News flash: You are not special,” Clay said, looking at floyd as floyd angrily lunged like an angry kitty cat and attacked him.
"IT’S NOT MY FAULT. I WAS EXPOSED TO Velvet and Venner," floyd said, looking over at Clay, who had cat scratch marks everywhere.
“Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the woods. Sometimes, I spend too much time wandering off in a distance. Occasionally, I’ll get kidnapped. So sue me.” Floyd said, leaving the room
"I don't care what you all say about me, but I just want to eat," Bruce said, grabbing some food and leaving the room, which leaves Branch, John, and clay
“I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working,” John said, looking at both clay and branch
"I raised 4 little brothers while grandma was out playing her heart out, so it safe to say John Dory didn't have the childhood he deserved. So sorry if you all hate me. Goodbye." John said, taking the clip-in microphone out and tossing them on the floor
“I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but make more money as a leader." Clay said.....
"Okay, so it is safe to say that I will never let Poppy host another family reunion ever again, not until my brothers can get their shits together because I'm done. I'd rather go back to jail than sit there and deal with my older brother's nonsense." Branch said in his Justin Timberlake Voice
*camera cuts to Bruce eating*
"THIS ISN'T FUCKING OVER YET, BRO!" Bruce said, blocking the camera
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Who wants a part 3? If so, if I can get 100 likes on this post and the 1st post made by my main account @itsbroz0neglitters, then I'll make a part 3 with different funny references
Again, if you watch the office, you'll understand the references
100 likes on both, then I'll make a part 3....
After trolls band together as the brozone brother had a little reunion just to catch up clay still had some mix feelings about john dory and
