Thor And Bruce Are Incredibly Gay

Always accepting prompts I’m just really slow and bad at writing Anti eyebrow (Main is @aesthetic-streak)

[plumebellz]

Just saw someone compare the scene in infinity war where Bruce screams at Thanos that's he's so screwed now when Thor lands down, to a highschool girl saying that someone's in trouble now when her boyfriend shows up

And honestly yeah

[dae-15]

I now need someone to draw Bruce as a like a friendly popular nerd type of student and Thor arriving and he's like a jock with the rest of the avengers/revengers with him vs. Thanos but he's like a mean girl

[aesthetic-streak]

Someone keeps leaving kudos on my shitty fanfic i wrote in 2017/2018 and its scary whenever i get an email from ap3 bcos what the fuck

[aesthetic-streak]

Yo I'm finally opening commissions

https://jortscityartcommissions.carrd.co

Jorts City Art Commissions

Commission page for Jorts City Art

I would've posted this last week but I wanted to wait until spring break to post it lol

[shittymoviedetails]

Thor is the only character in MCU that has seen Hulks dong. (NSFW)

[trekkies-unite]

I enjoy that after two years as the Hulk, this is one of the first things he says. Bruce you can compliment Thor’s hair later.

[leoninekelter]

Damn, Daniel

Back at it again with some bullshit idk

And have some unicorns

[brucethor-is-lit]

Im scrolling through this blog rn looking for my fic posting template for an unfortunately not ThorBruce fic, but in the process I've realised that the only ships ive written for and published have been from things Taikas created and like ???? Taika Waititi jus makes ppl go wild 4 the gays

[tronsgender-deactivated20210113]

space space space sPACE SPAAAACE

[aesthetic-streak]

People who say they hope trump recovers or that they wouldn't wish it upon them haven't had their rights rolled back by him, have suffered losses because of his poor covid management, or are just straight up ignorant about all the shit he's done. It honest to god pisses me off that so many people who stand with the BIPOC community or LGBTQ community suddenly flip and act like he hasn't indirectly killed thousands

[key-slam]

Okay so I noticed that after the fight when Hulk and Thor are talking Hulk calls Thor “Banners friend” but later when Thor is leaving for the Quinn Jet he calls Thor “Friend”

[brucethor-is-lit]

Watching ragnarok with my bf rn. Its his first time seeing it and he made fun of me for crying at the first minute :/

[brucethor-is-lit]

No cops at pride

Just the revengers

[aesthetic-streak]

Can someone please draw thor as santa????

Its for a joke i will explain afterwards, please i am literally begging

[taika-waititi-appreaciation]

It’s uhhhhhhhhh

Mr. Taika Waititis birthday

[brucethor-is-lit]

Import announcement regarding this account

I haven’t been able to find the energy to write anything more than a few hundred words without absolutely hating my writing, so I’ve decided that I am going to post all of my WIPs for you guys to read because of the lack of content since last year. Feel free to finish them as long as you don’t claim my writing as your own. I most likely will one day finish these but I can’t make any promises. I apologise for my absence and I hope to have this account back and posting soon :)

[itsallavengers]

ThorBruce content u didn’t know u needed until now:

Thor likes to wrap Bruce up in his cloak like . Whenever Possible because despite the fact that he literally Cannot Be Killed, Thor is still adamant he needs more layers on so he doesn’t ‘catch a cold’ as they say in Midgard.

Bruce takes Thor to ballets and operas and theatre productions because there’s just something about them that enthrals him and Bruce could watch that awed look on his face all damn day.

Height difference. 

They can never watch movies that don’t have happy endings bc Thor just starts crying and Bruce has to buy double his boyfriend’s bodyweight in chocolate just to calm him down again.

Bruce highkey loves snuggles. Thor loves offering snuggles. This is a win-win relationship.

HeiGHt dIFfeRencE

Quite frankly astounding amounts of PDA.

Thor taking Bruce to see all the stars and constellations and galaxies bc he knows they fascinate him.

On a sadder note- Thor is the only one who ever stands a chance against the Hulk if something happens, and so Bruce doesn’t have to constantly fear for the safety of his partner if his pulse gets too high.

Bruce stress bakes. Thor stress eats. Again, a win-win relationship.

Thor is the best person to calm down the Hulk. Also 100% fearless and will just get up in his face until some part of Hulk registers him and Chills Instinctively.

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE ! ! ! ! !

Thor totally subs just sayin

Thor is the only one Bruce is 100% comfortable with, simply bc he knows Thor can handle whatever he (or the Hulk) throws his way, Literally, in some cases.

Thor is wildly protective of his tiny human. Bruce often reminds him he could probably survive being thrown into the sun. Thor just shakes his head n kisses him whilst tucking him tighter into his arms.

mutual respect & love 24/7 honestly their /fights/ are the weirdest thing U will ever see they’re always both calm as fuck and say things like ‘I respect your opinion’ and ‘don’t worry, I’ll let you speak’ and honestly everyone is lowkey creeped out bc healthy behaviour? In THEIR team? Sounds fake.

Bruce and Thor loving eachother unconditionally & Bruce smiling more whenever Thor is around and Thor showering him with affection and attention that he’s gone so long without and both of them being stupid nerds who adore one another more than Anything Else Ever.

[rivercule]

Wow I can’t believe Bruce Banner is leaving Black Widow for Thor