by Andthebadnewsis
I’ve been so busy with school and work I haven’t cum in weeks. I’m not waiting this long again.

tannertan36
AnasAbdin

titsay
Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor
Misplaced Lens Cap

roma★
will byers stan first human second
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

oozey mess
ojovivo

Love Begins

#extradirty

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art

shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Xuebing Du
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by Andthebadnewsis
I’ve been so busy with school and work I haven’t cum in weeks. I’m not waiting this long again.
R Y A N / / B E R G A R A
PERIOD.
Because we all desperately need a laugh, here is my favorite Buzzfeed Unsolved moment of all time.
My favorite thing about Buzzfeed Unsolved’s dynamic is that Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej both release completely opposite yet equally chaotic vibes. Ryan gets legitimately frightened at Shane’s complete nonchalance at the possibility of finding human remains in the woods; in the very next sentence, Ryan asserts that hair grows directly through a human skull, something that offends and baffles Shane to the point where he makes fun of him for the next thirty seconds.
I can draw buzzfeed unsolved; but ONLY in the diet version of my art style
Ryan Interviews Shane in a Haunted House • Spooky Small Talk
okay i’m late to the party but i watch the society for GRIZZ and GRIZZ ONLY and if ANYTHING happens to my BABY GRIZZ i’m DONE and i’m NEVER WATCHING TV AGAIN
can someone please make a klance edit with “getting over you” by lauv as the song make my dAY
consider the following
“please for the love of god help you’re the only one here who speaks English” AU
“i go to this restaurant every week and sit at the same table and suddenly you’re my new server” AU
“i’ve been breaking my phone on purpose just because you work at the help desk” AU
“i saw you taking selfies and i wondered if i could take one with you” AU
“i’m the sarcastic techie who got dragged into running your stupid presentation” AU
“we somehow ended up in charge of senior prank” AU
“i’ve walked into your classroom four times by mistake can you please help me learn my way around this stupid school” AU
“your music’s way too loud bUT THAT’S MY FAVORITE SONG” AU
“bored single parents at a OneDirection concert” AU
“mutual drunk friend called BOTH of us to pick them up from a party well this is awkward” AU
“for the last time we do not sell hydrochloric acid I’M CALLING THE COPS” AU
“your email address is one letter different from my friend’s so i keep emailing you by mistake” AU
“you accidentally added me to this group chat and i don’t know how to take myself off” AU
“your email address is one letter different from my friend’s so i keep emailing you by mistake” AU
the waiter one - klance. keith is the waiter lance is the regular. yesss
Definitely writing some fanfics with these lovelies
Don’t forget that:
Reow
ReOw
ReopbfpbpfpbpfpOW
I will try not to.
not to be bitter or anything but like. why do parents always try to make you feel like you should be grateful to have a roof over your head and food on your plate.
like.
7 year old me: asks for a toy or somethin
mom: i already give you a place to sleep and food to eat, you should be grateful for what you have
7 yr old me: oh okay….
me now, 17 and jaded: those are the simple necessities needed for a child to live comfortably, healthily, and happily and you providing those things is not optional. you willingly decided to have children and willingly accepted the responsibilities that come with the job. you telling a child to be grateful for the fact that you do the Bare Minimum by allow them to Live Decently is by nature manipulative and you should feel bad
im not really even mad at my mother, because when i actually Said all this to her, she didn’t look angry just. surprised. like it had never even occurred to her. and it was so obvious in that moment that she’d been told those same things as a child herself.
it just goes to show how toxic parenting like that needs to be noticed and discussed and then discarded so it doesn’t keep spreading. shit like that is why i never asked for anything as a little kid and its why i still feel bad about buying/asking for things just because i want them. shit like that is why i struggle to ask for help when I get stressed out and im only just now unlearning that behavior.
its so so important to be aware of what and how you say things to kids because it really can ruin them in the long run
FUCK. GIRLS ARE HOT.
FUCK. BOYS ARE HOT TOO!
FUCK. NON-BINARY PEOPLE ARE HOT!!
FUCK. EVERYONE’S HOT. I’M PAN. FUCK!
FUCK. THE CLIMATES’ HOT. GLOBAL WARMING. FUCK!
well... fuck.
a blog: *follows me*
me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.
guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*
me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.
guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.
me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…
this is the funniest thing i have ever read
Ok so pinof 10 gave us these..
Now I can leave 20gayteen satisfied.
NONE OF THE GIFS ARE MINE!!
december 8th: up on these mountains
prompt: lost
rating: g
genre: fluff and humour
words: 1.6k
summary: a romantic trip to the south of france goes wrong
a/n: part eight of the december fic advent 2018 series
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