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drunk witch vibing, creating a thotty homoculus in a bubbling cauldron: premarital sex, 100 gecs. dollskill haul in the mail, snails and puppy dog tails. bone dry puss, snap score = sus. fuck the weed man for an edible, say his dick game incredible.
tiny homonculus giving her best angles in her 30$ boohoo clubwear fit:
“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR
“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve
source?
This is so much worse than this tweet conveys.
The ups driver was a hostage!
Some people took him hostage along with the truck to steal amazon Christmas packages.
The police unloaded on the truck knowing there was a hostage and killed the two people stealing the truck, the innocent ups driver, AND a woman simply driving her car by the scene.
There was absolutely no reason for any of these people to die.
4 people dead over some packages.
They also used nearby cars and the people in them as shields
Because nobody else is providing a link: December 5, 2019
There were 19 officers on the scene, outnumbering the robbers literally almost ten to one.
Not that it’s a shock but omfg ain’t nobody safe out here
Say it with us
All
Cops
Are
Bastards
Some guy called the park today and asked if we have any outdoor snow activities coming up.
“We should soon,” I said, “Weather permitting.”
“‘Weather permitting’?” he asked. “Can you clarify what you mean by that?”
“I mean... provided it gets cold enough,” I said.
“And why is that necessary?”
“Because... snow... melts?”
back in September I kept getting calls from people wanting me to make the monarch butterfly migration happen for their weekend picnics
sir I do not have the powers you expect from me
Working in a museum w/ a planetarium, we will often have public programs for big anniversaries like the 50th of Apollo 11, as well as for larger astronomical events like eclipses.
Some years back we had a viewing party for a total lunar eclipse that happened to occur in the hours before daybreak, and in the weeks before it happened the planetarium director had to field calls & social media messages left and right from guests FURIOUSLY demanding that we be more considerate of their schedules and move the event to a more reasonable hour of the day.
It seriously the tested the patience of this woman after she had to explain for the umpteenth time, while she understood their concerns about getting to the museum at 5am, rescheduling the orbits of the Earth & Moon was just a tad out of her control.
GOOD LORD.
It’s funny, ‘cause the children I used to teach at summer camp seemed to readily understand that I couldn’t magically conjure an octopus or an orca, and that sightings of those things were up to both chance and perceptiveness. But The Public is different, and often more demanding than Actual Children.
Thanks, Karen.
WHAT
Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.
Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.
I was fine until the damn Imperial March started.
when you and someone you knew from high school see eachother
Honestly though, having a secret gun fight in a crowded terminal? High concept.
“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”
are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder
this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years
you’re right, that’s significantly less weird
toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie
blocked
A hypothesized geography.
i bless the bonnie over africa
can’t wait til I’m released from captivity into the wild and immediately get carried off by an eagle
well I sure hope so?
A couple things here…
1. How do you suppose the 1960 conservatives would react to the idea of a President who has close ties to the leader of Russia? What would they say about the fact that so many of his followers are literal Nazis?
2. If AOC appeared to be a lunatic to 1960 Americans, it would be because the principle thing she advocates for–the 70% marginal tax rate–was policy at that time. So she’d be running around going “Marginal tax rates should be 70%!” and everyone would go “…yes? They are? Shouldn’t you, a sitting member of Congress, know that?”
The marginal tax rate in 1962 was 87% percent.
That’s how the 1960s had the money to build highways and go to the fucking moon.
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update:
He did her right
“he”?
“Everyone has to do things they don’t like!!” There is an Important difference.
Just adding that this doesn’t replace a diagnosis and if you don’t consistently show on one side doesn’t mean you don’t have ADHD! It’s more a translation for Individual struggles for ADHD-Deniers ✌🏻
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i’m concerned the zelda fandom even gets that last one, hylia help us
im just sayin, yall should follow my twitter bonus;
Okay, but I’m low-key disappointed with no one recognising how good quality humor this comic is.
