[simplyspider]

made by mochimonki on tiktok but i can’t stop thinking about it

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

Recycled tumblr humor

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

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[macintush-deactivated20140612]

pun

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

pun repeated in italics

[fuglypudding]

“did you just” added

[alleneverafter]

supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

[tateshaw-deactivated20201206]

[ginger-witz]

comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

[something-----strange]

Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

[hohoehoes]

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these

[knitbelove]

Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS

[mittensmorgul]

what was old is apparently new again

[bees-official]

Someone saying this post is a must reblog

[sagegreenfrogs]

someone mentioning the ops are all deactivated

[analogue-dragon]

The @hellsite-hall-of-fame reblog

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Happy 10 years to this post

[original-blog-deactivated]

Original poster deactivated 12’th of June 2014

[big-condiments-official]

sentence with the right number of syllables for the haiku bot worm

[the-haiku-bot]

sentence with the right

number of syllables for

the haiku bot worm

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cryptic-omens]

Something something “handling this post with gloves”

[bilover]

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[bruisergirl]

tesla autopilot is just horse

[heavensghost]

who else up resisting the urge

[bruisergirl]

I have tried The Flavor. I certainly have feelings about The Flavor, but I don’t know what they are

[bruisergirl]

crashes into someone’s car, “so I heard you’re into guys in touch with their feminine side ;)”

[lotuspositivity]

You don't have to force yourself to bounce back so quickly. I read something recently that said "when you come in from a rainstorm, you don't expect yourself to be dry and warm right away", and it really resonated with me. It's okay to take time to dry off and warm up. Take the time you need to process what happened to you.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[telnaga]

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

[octoswan]

NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable

WASHINGTON - Following a recent uptick in UFO interest, NASA cautioned curious citizens against the notion that extraterrestrial life will b

[octoswan]

actually you know what, valid

[yeats-nana]

Aliens: [finally contacts with NASA and wants to know more about the human race]

[rated-a-for-awesome]

every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

[thathomestar]

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

[vile-images]