gay person in your phone #4004

any pronouns | 22 | some sort of queer lmao | this blog houses my most neurodivergent musings and interests | ‼️NOT a NG supporter‼️

[cryptic-omens]

[cryptic-omens]

My mom discovered that google ai thinks that all Magentas are the same person lmao

[esoteric-kolerik]

I can't believe this entore site is not talking about Widow's Bay. Nautical folk horror, it's stephen king it's midnight mass it's also somehow an office comedy. Stephen Root is there. What more could you want?

[vrag-veshtica]

everyone please get on board asap 😭

[kookyburrowing]

Steal something from my house

Recurve bow

Wooden carved copy of Andúril

Antique Superman comics

Wooden automaton I made

Beowulf (translated by Seamus Heaney)

my little brother (annoying)

Completed sketchbook from my senior year of high school

Voting ended onJun 17

tagging @blueberry-ry @mocktortis @riding-with-the-wild-hunt

[mocktortis]

prev your sketchbook sounds cool

i would like to steal your...

Fearbook Venus McFlytrap with handpainted legs (by me)

black skull candle

cool hat with paper clips sewn to it

red pointe shoes (will only fit if you have small but wide feet)

bass (instrument)

anatomically correct squid snuggly

Voting ended onJun 19

@julpernulper @the-house-on-ash-tree-lane @threeeyedharemp3 @thatrandomartistjavi @the-lavender-creator

[the-house-on-ash-tree-lane]

your squid is now mine

theive from me ?

“one man yaoi” fight club image printed on a school printer

sofabed that fits perfectly under my loft

saw, saw ii, saw iii, saw iv, and saw vi special editions on dvd

ceramic cat painted to look like my old cat binx

fancy victorian-esque mirror i got at goodwill for 8$

thrice-annotated copy of welcome to night vale by joseph fink and jeffrey cranor

the complete calvin and hobbes

Voting ended onJun 23

@moldfucker @dogboycarriebrownstein @zz0mbiex @jinglyjangly-theclowm @desolendate @hopelessplutonium @jame-dumb and anyone else who sees this and wants to :)

[pavilarg0]

Thank you for the tag !! I am taking your Fight Club Image

steal from the jamie

Grace Chasity's "cancel homec*mming" sign

Tiny trans flag in a cup

Basket hanging from the ceiling

Tiny paper Veronica Sawyer, also hanging from the ceiling

Copy of The Silence of the Lambs, 2/3 annotated

Voting ended onJun 23

@necr0-th1ng @believeinthe-enemy + anyone else who wants to do this

[stephanieyumyum]

robbing you of your ceiling basket

steal from me?

lava lamp

half bedazzled pokespe volume 4

a glass

pile of notecards

spongebob musical script

Voting ended onJun 17

@chaotic-olm @fishinyourwalls @that-bookworm-bitch and open tags!!

[chaotic-olm]

Stealing your lava lamp.

Now steak from me ;p

Moon Girl comic

PokeSpe RBG + Y box set

Spirited Away Live on Stage DVD

Travel pack of Ibuprofen with only 4 pills left

Quart baggie of kandi

Voting ended onJun 24

@houndstooth-draws @ametalsonic @abysmaltrinity @bugybrainz + Open Tags!!!

[frankenshadow]

what you want to steal

A minor native American flute

my ceramic Godzilla that is about 10 inches tall

my ceramic trans frogs

Scribblenauts Unmasked comics

Pokespe Firered and Leafgreen + Emerald box set

Voting ended onJun 20

@cardboard-cut0ut @squirpies @afterl1ghtwastaken @the-sun-of-endless-ash @forgthetheaterkid @lavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa +open tags

[forgthetheaterkid]

Obviously, I’m stealing the trans frogs

WHAT DO YA WANT

My Mirabelle WWII Propaganda Poster

My Epic the musical sweater

My assortment of frog knickknacks

My Zeus barbie doll

The candle that I licked

Orthodontic rubber bands

Voting ended onJun 18

@notsolaris @sylvere @junesugars

@sleep-gummies @not-really-a-conjunction

@yourl0calqueer @justalunaticfangirl

[notsolaris]

GIVE ME THE EPIC SWEATER

alright nerds what do you want

my legos

a guitar i haven’t learned how to play

all of the percy jackson books (minus the few newer ones)

my collection of spider-man things

my music setup (tape deck, record player, cd player)

my large ziplock bag full of sets of dice

the paintings my best friend made

Voting ended onJun 18

@purple-dinosaur27 @aspenindatree @someoneverypotter @v0idsp3rson @caffeinated-object @prog-elitist + anyone else

[v0idsp3rson]

yoinking your music setup, ty very much

Welcome to my house I guess, grab one(1) piece from the candy bowl

Huge balloon in the shape of a crown I deflated and pinned to my wall

assortment of glass bottles (Root beer, sprite, almond cream, buffalo wing)

Lego creeper (about 6 in. tall, moveable limbs, you can also remove the face??)

My gay library books (at least give me money to pay the library backkkk :'( )

One of the five or six water bottles I have in my room for some reason

Voting ended onJun 18

@decotome @pirulated + anyone else that may be interested in joining!!!

[serialdesignationaxel]

YOINKING YOUR BALLOON ITS MINE NOWWWW

WHAT ARE YOU TAKING!!!

all my ninjago sets (do not choose this i will come for you)

the fairy lights shaped like those pretty paper plates but spherical

the ninjago poster in the corner of my room

blue and gold coat from a production of the beauty and the beast

my entire sketchpad drawer

Voting ended onJun 20

@nonbeanie-writes @ladynoirxadrinette @entraptascience124

[nonbeanie-writes]

stealing your fairy lights axel :3

WHAT U TAKING

giant bisexual flag on the wall

my 2 lava lamps that stand on my desk and stare at you

giant nonbinary flag on the wall

my life series mug

giant genderfluid flag on the wall

Voting ended onJun 18

@echothegeckoart @verdantdrawzstories @dapototaha

[verdantdrawzstories]

life series mug, I like mugs, they’re for my hot chocolate

What’cha Taking From Me?

Stuffed penguin

Mexican pottery that looks like a fish

My collection of rubber ducks

Physical form of False Alarm

Magic The Gathering cards

Voting ended onJun 18

@thecouncilofdumdums @yourfriendphoenix @dragonairice @flyingducksoup @rivernova

[flyingducksoup]

False alarm is now mine >:D

STEAL FROM ME

My therian/cat masks (idk how else to describe them)

Fanmade EPIC stickers & keychain

The many baskets/ woven things I've made

My DND dice (galaxy like ones and ones with ducks)

my v Scott cosplay

Voting ended onJun 19

@sentientvolcano @thorneyflowers @r1neatswalls @spellbound-storyteller @cheeto8

[r1neatswalls]

V! Scott cosplay?!?!

Whats getting yoinked? Wait how are you in my house??

Life, Vampires stickers I made

My 13<maybe more> sketch books

My framed Vampires postcards

Sewing machine

CAT SHELVES

Voting ended onJun 19

Lol

@doblesoul, @borealismage, @snakebird928, @lilicuzi, @vivedpurpl3

[snakebird928]

THOSE POSTCARDS ARE MINE MUAH HAHAHA

What are you guys taking???

My life-sized homemade DDVAU CuteGuy gun

My raccoon yarn tail

All my life series merch (2 pins and a few sweaters)

My entire WoF book collection

My Splatoon Amiibos

Voting ended onJun 19

@chickpeathecat @mistof0les + open tags!!

[mistof0les]

Gimmee that tail-

Steal something

Reproduction 1930s radio I got at the thrift

2000s Barbie caravan playset with a pull down hot tub that has lights and music

Felted Scott Goldsmith doll I still haven’t made clothes for

Framed poster of sharks and cats amongst cherry blossoms in trans flag colours

Painting of Jax with a trans flag as the bg I made a few months ago

Voting ended onJun 19

@xaeorian , @ianyourattic (hope it’s okay to tag you…) Go my Ians!

+ open tags

[xaeorian]

i am stealing the barbie van

steal my stuff

copious amounts of books

my jar of soda tabs

real chicken vertebrae

canadienne flag collection

vintage moomins memorabilia such as a tape of den mystiska kappsäcken

Voting ended onJun 21

@akchimp75 & anyone else ! no pressure

[akchimp75]

im gonna be needing those soda tabs buckaroo 🤑

up for grabs!!

reallyreally big jar of marbles

my guitar

the orb ☺️

glass animals zaba record

Voting ended onJun 19

(no pressure tags) @amiableamos @trenchcrows @cocopurplepompom @uniquevoidflowers and anybody else 🫡

[uniquevoidflowers]

Ooo I think I’ll take the reallyreally big jar of marbles :3

What to take?

My Triforce light

Sign that says “is there life before coffee?”

Bucket full of a few torn up dog toys

Wind Waker keychains

Voting ended onJun 19

Tags: @flappy-pancackles, @creative-mage, @vio-starzz, @nancyheart11, @mailrebel, @majorproblems77, @luna-loveboop2, @loftwingofcrimson and @lunamilliesapphire

[loftwingofcrimson]

hehe your windwaker keychains are MINE muhahaha

STEAL SOMETHING

my 10+ pizza keychains

zelda cross-stitches

a huge stuffed animal bear that's bigger than me

nerf machine gun

Voting ended onJun 21

@elronthemage @the-ellia-west @butterfly-teacup @anotheranonymousquill @swaddledogyt + anyone else who wants to join!

[butterfly-teacup]

stuffed animal bear!!!!

what you takin?

mini Christmas tree I keep up all year long

typewriter

an entire pack of EPIC stickers

red panda plush

ukulele

paper lantern from a musical I helped backstage with

Hadestown bag

crate of various journals/notebooks

three mini succulents sitting on my windsill

Voting ended onJun 25

@thestoryteller-thedreamer @ilikecarousels @crowleys-mortalcounterpart @atthispointeverythingischaos + anyone else who'd like to join in!! hehe

[shelterofyourwings]

wat take

extensive feather collection

handmade wolfie mask

baby goat i painted onto floor tile

hyperrealistic livestock blanket i sleep with every night : D

spiderpeople variants poster

wicked poster

Voting ended onJun 25

@brookiecookiedrawz @literarystraycrows @thecimmerissystem ? :3

[thecimmerissystem]

taking taking?

yarn tail collection

mha funko pops

burrito blanket

sonic 2 poster

hair tie collection

basket of coloring books

laundry basket stuffies

singular miku figurine

Voting ended onJun 25

@scribblesinkdigital @grayvere @literarystraycrows @brookiecookiedrawz

[grayvere]

So gimme that singular milu figurine

What are you taking from me

2 pennies

chocolate cake

hatsune Miku shirt (it doesn't fit)

My dog(I WILL get your ass if you do this)

gay converse

Voting ended onJun 19

@gay-little-isopod @scribblesinkdigital @tiredclownpossum @green-jpeg @just-a-lesbian-octoling @justaraineyboy

[tiredclownpossum]

Ha ha I'm stealing the chocolate cake >:3

What are you stealing from me?

laptop

bone collection

playbills

crappy printer paper posters

ceramic nearly 2 foot long spider marionette

Voting ended onJun 26

@busystew @nightmare53108 @that-lego-frog @marcygoo @bonezaw @lets-ignore-that @i-live-in-the-dirt @ace-needsabreak @rafry @wings-26 @northstarfeukren @undergecko @grayvere @mix-macher252 @fathorse @crowyobroyo @just-a-friendly-cryptid @deadage02 @bro-ur-literally-chips @fukuona-b0y @person-who-loves-stuff @jame-dumb (sorry to any moots i didnt tag, you guys are all amazing, i have a bad memory)

[shqrimp]

me when i take your fuckign laptob

you steal from miette????

water bottle covered in hollow knight stickers

(in stars and time) Loop Acrylic Standee

mini green fox

hornet silksong figurine

two little wooden minifigs fighting a velociraptor minifig on top of my computer

berdly cross-stitch (specifically the plush that you can gift him in chapter 2)

craisins packet

one string electric guitar (in the shape of a duck)

unidentified rock (it's white and kinda shiny)

A GENUINE RALSEI PLUSH

stain on the ceiling from when i smooshed a bug

audience favorite award that belongs to my sibling

Voting ended onJun 26

@nopanfakemix2 @marcignar @souldoes-things @sagethegayyyy @justazebra @violetshoodie @ialwaysthinktooloud @impresively-large-swan @analogue-dragon @styrofauxm @consumerofshorthomies @screaming-0p0ssume @three-raccons-in-a-trenchcoat @nepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnep @secretly-a-goose @jaydove-writes @bees-official @that-fat-rat @mylocz @bulbasaur-the-explorer

i love my mutuals #mymoots

[justazebra]

you actually never had that mystery rock it was always mine i always had it

rob me

various animal bones (rodents and snake)

ornate dagger on my wall

5 houseplants

3 packs of cards (drag queen playing cards, pride night playing cards, tarot)

bag of polyfill (plushie stuffing)

small crochet frog

toy car in the shape of a rubber chicken

absolutely horrendous caricatures of kirk and spock drawn by my best friend

Voting ended onJun 22

@ilikeunicornsactually @badluck990 @weird-plague-carrying-bug-doctor @themongosianhorse @fishthefrog @jeffbucklyreincarnated

[fishthefrog]

im taking those bones to start my bone collection

take our stuff

3 bottles of dove juice (pink lemonade (doves favorite))

plastic skeleton with a santa hat

pink rollerblades

8 lego plants

butterfly light

jar of seaglass

Voting ended onJun 26

@i-have-a-coffee-problem @transgarlicbreadlover @jansila @idunnodudes @themongosianhorse @eroswmorals @alexandriastar

[themongosianhorse]

The seaglass is mine now :)

Theft

Toddler sized stuffed elephant

Set of fancy curved daggers that I got at ren faire

Jar of pretty rocks

Epic the musical tour hoodie

Guitar

Epic the musical winion keychain

Voting ended onJul 3

No pressure tags: @jadegr8, @averyintrovertedfangirl, @thatrandomnerdyouknow, @hi-just-existing, @cha0sl1ves0nly0nce, @absolutely-existing, @justazebra (I know you already did this, I’m stealing your dagger :))

[jadegr8]

I'm so stealing your daggers >:3 (tho I might try to also sneak out with your jar of pretty rocks)

straight up stealinf it

10 year old pc (she's a little slow but has a good heart)

my silly little button-up collection

sword-style hair pins (badass)

the full banana fish collection in german + one book in french

physics stickers

21 empty monster cans (there's 25cts of deposit on each one)

vitamin b supplements bc my nails keep breaking

Voting ended onJul 6

rob me @child-of-homosexual-divorce @redhoodenjoyer @katspause @eepyraven @depressed-orchids @unholyasshole @hawt-pants-exe @cryptic-omens @newtypeoffreak and @themongosianhorse you can rob me back ofc :3

[cryptic-omens]

Taking your button ups >:) good luck finding new clothes <3

take what you will

"It's a Wonderful Life" poster

full shelf of "Skulduggery Pleasant" books

airdry clay Bill Cipher

supernatural boxset

stacks of show posters from college theatre

blinding bag of my old dorm stuff (please i need it gone)

Chimchar plushie (ill cry please dont)

Voting ended onJul 7

My hand are up, take whatever you want lol:

@muse-the-drowning-angel @ninthpsychward @krillgraham @redtheyakuzavt @snowyathena @ramstead

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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[ruby-white-rabbit]

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

[floralpopie]

NO

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

WELP

[doctor-seamonster]

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

[magrowette]

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[muisketeer]

unc bigby...

[pastacreeperx1]

Here's a sketch based on @today-in-the-bunker 's most recent post about Jack, I love all their posts!

[expressions-of-nature]

by Nikolett Emmert

[catchymemes]

[samwinsexy]

[beetusthatyeetus]

John’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, call my son.

Sam’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, call my brother.

Dean’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, leave a message or try my other phone.

Bro is his own emergency contact on top of being everyone else’s I’m going to throw myself under a jet ski

[honeyxmonkey]

Okay, so this post always makes me giggle

But I was thinking just now...

Literally no one in the friend group aside from Aang knows Zuko was the Blue Spirit

So do you think... they're just hanging out in the palace post canon all piled up in one of the rooms reserved for when the royal family wants to chill—and Zuko is voicing his (extremely reasonable) upset about his father for one reason or another

And Sokka just says something like, "So are you gonna just leave him to rot in jail for the rest of his life, or are you gonna give him another punishment?"

And Zuko goes quiet. Thinking. Then he says, "Maybe I should send him on a quest to capture the Blue Spirit to regain his honor"

And Aang just fucking loses it

[numberlover1729]

Katara asks "Wha's so funny?"

Aang explains "There's a smaller chance of success for Ozai than Zuko trying to find the Avatar." Giggle. "It'll take years before he realizes that-"

Zuko "The blue spirit died in the complex under the lake in ba sing se. My uncle saw it."

SEVERAL HOURS LATER

Toph "I don't know who the blue spirit is, but i know you lied about him dying. EXPLAIN!"

Z "It's a... TIME SKIP ... And then i threw the mask in the water."

T "You should totally sen your dad after him. can i go with him to make sure he stays on target and away from here?"

Z "...Okay?"

[yipyipallyall]

[ID: Tumblr screenshot: @fireflaked: "would zuko give the blue spirit a full pardon after the war is over or do you think he would mess with everyone and raise the bounty even higher" @chevaliermalfets: @toph-beif0ng: "fire lord zuko sends ozai to capture the blue spirit to regain his honor." End ID.]

...

OK, folks in the comments were asking for fic links, so here are the two I was able to find: "Dishonor on Ozai's Cow" and "Wild Spirit Chase." (I think there are more I've read, but my search-fu was not strong enough to find them.)

[percivalarthur]

how to calm down. how to stop being anxious. how to chill the fuck out

[alintheshitposter]

No but y'all do realise

that THIS:

(idk why Tumblr isn't showing it but the gif is from @crowley-anthony )

is what everything! THE WHOLE SERIES! every season and every episode boils down to!?!???!

The ending we got is the best ending we could have gotten. It's all they ever wanted. From the very beginning. From season 1 episode 1. From the beginning of time itself.

They only ever wanted each other and the universe. They wanted humans to have a chance of free will without influence from heaven or hell.

And they actually got it. They actually got what they wished for!

They got peace forever! They have each other. And that's everything they ever wanted and needed.

[19-020221]

was ugly crying and then prime started to autoplay the pilot for supernatural

[soloorganaas]

that post that's like. fans have got too used to acting as stakeholders. media analysis is about the narrative intentions not a checklist of what fans want. i think criticism of the finale because it didn't include specific elements we wanted to see is separate (if sometimes intertwined) from whether the narrative worked overall. because as an overall arc it makes sense. from the start they wanted an earth where humans could live their lives free to make their own choices, without interference or pre-determined rules and plans and divisions into heaven and hell. crowley believed the system couldn't be fixed, aziraphale believed god could be reasoned with, and in the end they were both right and they both got what they wanted: a chance for humans and them to make choices that were true to who they were. for crowley and aziraphale that was choosing each other. it always would be

[aurlworthfightingfor]

How did they manage to give me everything I never wanted, everything I anxiously hoped WOULDN’T happen…

And still leave me satisfied and hopeful?

Like yeah it was rushed. But.. I mean… they didn’t send them to super hell either. So really, how can I complain? They got to find each other again and not have the hang ups of having sides…

I feel so full of love right now. I feel like maybe I’ll be ok. I just need to stop crying.