Little Miss Fuckface

it's true. sometimes i eat ass.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”

[hummingirls]

harry: serotonin? in this economy?

[waterdnp]

josh bi! josh bi!!! JOSH BI!!

[honted]

coming out when you pass well freaks every cis person out it’s so fucking funny

[honted]

me: people you feel comfortable around and like and are acquaintances with could be trans and you’d never know until they told you

cis people:

[theproblematicblogger]

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

[unstumpabledeplorable]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[feminists-against-feminism]

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

[ampersand-prime]

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

[feminists-against-feminism]

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

[theproblematicblogger]

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

The FBI agent watching me is about to be very concerned.. *opens Google and starts typing*

Fidel Castro’s Nipples

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

Those posts that are like "if you were gay in high school you definitely joined theater" like oh no not MY gay ass. That clown shit is for the low tier gays.

[tredlocity]

Gamer Funeral

[sniperscopes]

[digmon]

the best pokemon professor is elm 100% he gets robbed by a 10 year old and his instinct isnt call the cops at first its call another 10 year old

[thyrell]

to catch a horse you gotta think like a horse

[lightanddarkkh]

He didn’t even think like a horse he just called another horse.

[this-isnotmy-cat]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[glittery-dinosaur-deactivated20]

What does this even mean

[discordsparkle]

It means you McPress McF to McPay McRespects

[4444555666777888999]

Mama Mia……..here I mf go again

[autumn-anti]

what prision should be 4:

rapists

pedophiles

murderers

abusers

what prision shouldn’t be 4:

non-violent drug dealers

drug addicts (who need help + support, not prison time)

protesters/activists

poc who get arrested 4 doing things white people would never get arrested 4 doing

rape/incest/abuse/etc victims who kill their attackers (self defense)

homeless people who are just chilling + not doing anything illegal (like a homeless person is just sleeping + the cops arrest them 4 some dumb reason)

a lot of people, actually (ex. people who steal like a single apple bc they’re starving, people who take animals from abusive owners, squatters, undocumented immigrants with no/minor criminal records, prostitutes + sex workers, poor people, the mentally ill, etc)

[wynx-hates-pedos]

The fact that this post is controversial on tungle dot hellsite says a lot about the site’s political environment.

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[6balls]

[wizardick]

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

[kokomiin]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My dad called me, at college, and said, “Anne, the lawn needs to be mowed.” I replied, “Dad, I’m at college,” and he sighed and said, “It needs to be done.”

“I don’t even have a car and I am over an hour away.”

“Anne, the grass is getting out of control.”

Then I woke up.

[habits-white-rabbit]

Anne, the grass is getting out of control.

[paper-mario-wiki]

im calling out everyone who says “this cleared my skin and watered my crops” when responding to images they like

i know you dont have crops

and i know you dont have skin

stop lying for a “joke”, this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools

[jellhound]

im so sorry