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Bryn | 21 | ger/eng | Anime | Video Games | Art

[shurryal]

[layabout-in-lace]

Baldur’s Gate 3 be like

The entire party: “Oh no! Someone has killed Tav last night, and it looks like they were completely drained of blood!”

Astarion:

[doomedyuri]

EMET-SELCH in FINAL FANTASY XIV: ENDWALKER.

[xvintage-rosex-deactivated20211]

🖤🌙

[parasitic-leech]

Look, im still mad that my copy (the 'classic' edition, official translation i think?) of the devilman manga excludes the umbrella scene. Im so mad, even years later. Where's my umbrella boy. Where's Ryo crying while attacking a demon with an UMBRELLA

[iam-valentina]

[thepeacefulgarden]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[jame7t]

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

sniff

fall off things

Lick plastic (BAD trick)

[un-petit-papillon]

• 10ft vertical leap

[lynati]

* Find your bladder with all four feet at once

[bisexualgambit]

Reasons Artic Monkeys is bad:

They have the same bass line in every song

Reasons Artic Monkeys is good:

It’s one sexy fucking bass line so I don’t blame them

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“God, how painful it is, being angry.”

— Simone de Beauvoir, tr. by Justin O’Brien, from “The Woman Destroyed,”

[days-e]

“If you do what you love,you’ll never work a day in your life”

[sagansense]

It’s never too soon to rub peoples noses in this type of blatant ignorance.

[meangirlnurse]

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

[kansass-deactivated20230224]

being nice is so easy just do it

[safegore-deactivated20190610]

you sound neurotypical

[skineater1998]

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[gramarye]

person: hey be nice it’s easy some jackass on tumblr dot com: um ACTUALLY? some of us are mean and hurtful to COPE :/ you ableist FUCK

[thepersonalquotes]

[newtypezaku]

Oh, nice, now our prints are on it