Don't you hate it when you're just chilling, trying catching some fish, then a care bear decides to body slam you

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we're not kids anymore.

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trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Don't you hate it when you're just chilling, trying catching some fish, then a care bear decides to body slam you
my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"
me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:
You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.
She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖
Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨
Good news, everyone!! 🎉
fun fact that I noticed while playing totk is that the flame, frost, and shock emitters all have a resemblance to the respective dragons
you can most notably see the resemblance in the horns
so the real question is
Who the fuck are you?
- 千剣の主 / Lord of thousand swords / モノクロ仮面 -
Unmute !
Audio & visual:
Man holding beer: “Wanna beer?” *holds beer next to wall?*
Man, muffled: “Yeah!” *punches through wall, grabs beer, makes hole larger pulling beer through*
Important detail: both have incredibly broad Australian accents
I knew this was in Australia before I unmuted because of the building standards.
between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended
observe.
The fucking op name killed me
Something terrible happened here
This post is legendary
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Unmute !
@todaysbird
The new monster hunter wilds pal! A happy Mom and her brand-new chick!
cats are such decadent little beasts like look at this thang
What a pose... truly fantastic
“We Didn’t Start the Fire” with every second beat removed
Dang this slaps
This song can be used as a scifi name generator
How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:
(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)