43 YoonJin 6 TaeJin 27 NamJin 23 YoonSeok/Sope 79 Vmon
43- “i am not losing you again”
“this was a mistake on your behalf, you dumbass.” yoongi glares at jin before looking under the couch for the umpteenth time.
“how is it my fault? you’re the one who wanted to adopt this dog!” he woofs barks replies. yoongi sighs and walks over to check behind the television, “yeah and i gave you the responsibility to name it but i didn’t expect you to name it ‘you’.”
“it’s short for creme br(yo)ule, you rotten lumpy nugg- YOU! THERE YOU ARE!” jin squeals, picking up the dog from his hiding spot underneath the coffee table.
“i am not losing you again.” jin says to yoongi after turning to look at him.
6 - “you can’t die. please don’t die.”
the sound of taehyung’s voice was what woke jin up at 2:13 am. curiosity got the better of him, so he went down to the sound of taehyung’s voice to see what the fuck was up, because he needed his rest and the lil fucker was taking that away from him.
but upon seeing taehyung standing in front of the stove, whispering ‘you can’t die! please don’t die.’ at something sizzling on a pan, he began questioning why he still considers taehyung a friend.
‘taehyung, what the hell are you doing?” he asks, stepping towards the man.
taehyung looks over his shoulder and jin notices tears streaming down his tears. a few more steps forward and jin sees what the tears are for.
“you’re kidding me right?” jin asks, disbelief laced in his voice.
“it can’t die on me.” taehyung sobs.
jin sighs and claps his shoulder, ‘taehyung. you are cooking pre-cooked fish. at 2am for some stupid reason. stop crying and go to sleep or i swear i will throw all your blankets in the closest lake.”
27 - “i’m not going to apologise for this. not anymore”
“namjoon. you have a problem.i’m only trying to help you, so no. i’m not going to apologise for this. not anymore.” jin says, patting namjoon’s arched back.
“no. you have to apologise so i can reject your forgiveness.” namjoon replies in a muffled voice.
“seriously, namjoon. it was just one keychain, you have 49 mo–” “yeah 49. what am i going to do when all those 49 are burnt. I won’t have a spare one because you threw it away. i can’t believe you failed ryan like this. I can’t believe i failed ryan like this.” he sobs, standing up from his ryan beanbag and jumps onto his ryan quilted and mattressed bed.
he grabs a ryan cushion and sobs in it as jin stares at his friend, helpless and full of hatred for the round yellow thing with two dots, eyebrows and nose.
23 - “just pretend to be my date.”
hoseok walks up to yoongi, a nervous look on his face. he stops a few metres away from the elder man and clears his throat to get him to look up from his phone.
a few seconds later, yoongi lifts his head and his eyes immediately widen.
“hoseok. what the hell are you wearing?”
hoseok looks down at his outfit, a lovely prune costume situated on top of a white onesie that covers his arms and legs.
“okay here me out, it’s halloween and taehyung dropped on me last minute, and i need you to just pretend to be my date.” he says, pulling a bag from behind him and emptying out the contents, which turns out to be something similar to the prune outfit hoseok was wearing, but only a date.
yoongi’s face drops as he looks back down at his phone. “no.”
cut to a few hours later, prune hoseok and date yoongi are walking down the footpath with their arms linked and hoseok with a large smile on his face and a glare on yoongi’s. Because with a few tugs and threats promises, you can get yoongi to do anything.
79 - “you’re safe now. i’ve got you”
“You’re safe now. i’ve got you.” taehyung coos as he scoops namjoon’s lying body on the floor.
“NO, taehyung you got it wrong again, it’s ‘there, there, there. It’s okay, daddy’s here. daddy’s got you.’ where the frickity frack did you get ‘you’re safe now’ from? again. from the start.” namjoon glares, fixing his orange ball costume.
“namjoon please. i can’t do this anymore. out of all the movies we could’ve reenacted, why did you choose finding nemo? none of us are fishes.” taehyung argues, his body growing sweaty under the low quality marlin costume, the one namjoon bought from a cheap website. as if he needed another reason to despise his hobbies.
“you are what you eat taehyung, you wanted sashimi and i ate all the roe. so we’re doing this. again.”
Taehyung releases a deep sigh before kneeling beside namjoon once again, “there there there. fuck you, you rotten piece of roe.” taehyung yells before standing up and running off. away from namjoon and the responsibilities of a father of a fish with a tiny fin.
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