Shit Bts Would Say Or Do @btsshittexts - Tumblr Blog

Jungkook: you are such a loser, if there is a competition for losers you'd be second!

Jimin: why am i not first?

Jungkook : because you are a LOSER

#Jdbdhjsnsns #Jikook #Jimin #Jungkook #Bts

Taehyung: wymd (what're you Mcdoing)

Seokjin : hamb (having a Mcmental breakdowm)

#McDonald's #Is #A #Meme #Now #I #Dont #Make #The #Rules #Ok #Taegi #Taehyung #V #Seokjin #Jin #Bts

Hoseok: name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom👀👀

Yoongi: getting a full 8 hours sleep..

#Again #Same #Sope #Yoonseok #Hoseok #Yoongi #Bts

*texting but both mad at each other*

Namjoon: Morning.

Seokjin, pettier: M.

#I #Wheezed #Sksksk #Namjoon #You #Poor #Thing #But #Seokjin #Is #The #Ultimate #Petty #King #Ugh #Legened #Behavior #Namjin #Bts

Yoongi: Hoseok had a hard week so i kidnapped him and flew him to disney world.

Seokjin: when i get a hard week i just get another hard week.....

#sope #are #the #only #ship #that #matters #nuff said #seokjin #is #a #mood #tbh #like #same #yoonjin #yoonseok #seokseok #2seok #bts #hoseok

Jimin: i hope one day i am the person that walks into a room and all eyes are on them...

Jungkook: the trick is to get a really big hat and then scream.

#jeon jungkook #Know #The #Answer #Wikihow #Who?#Bts #Jimin #park jimin #bts jimin #Jungkook #jeon jeongguk #Jungoo

Yoongi to Hoseok:

I was the most

Beautiful poem

But you were Jared,

19

#sope #yoongi #hoseok #bts

BigHit: Give us our views back.

Youtube: and tell me why i should? Hmm

Bighit: or we will bring HIM out.

Youtube: who?

*the door slams open*:

#jin #is #the #true #ceo #of #bighit #wbk #youtube #give #us #our #views #back #ugh #bts #dna #idol #fake love #seokjin

*bts in America *

Interviewer: so where are you from?

BTS: korea

Interviewer: north or south?

Seokjin, in korean: take a wild fucking guess

Namjoon: h-he said south

#jin the savage #kim seokjin #bts #namjoon #uwu

Taehyung: hey guys do you dare me to eat this whole bucket of ice cream?

Rest of BTS: no?

Taehyung, opening the lid: omg i cant believe you guys are actually making me do this haha

BTS: taehyung we didn-

Taehyung, putting a spoonful of ice in his already full mouth: ugh i hate you guys hahahahhahaha

#ok me with everyone #taehyun is a mood #taehyung #v #bts #icecream

Yoongi the type of person to only watch Based On A True Story movies because he is tired of people lying to him

#nsjjsjbshsjk #but like??? same??#mood #yoongi #suga #bts #movies

Jungkook after coming home after a long and tiring day,

Jungkook: hey hyung, is there anything to eat?

Yoongi: idk

Hoseok after staying home all day doing nothing,

Hoseok: is there anything to eat?

Yoongi: oh my angel! You must be exhausted! Let me cook for you the most delicious meal! Let me order the finest food your taste buds could taste! Let me-

#ok but like my mom with me and my brother jfc #sope #yoonkook #bts #jungkook #hoseok #yoongi

Seokjin’s inner intuition: don’t do this, it may ruin your whole life and career

Seokjin: Uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i think im gonna do it

#me #big mood #seokjin #bts #jin