Shit Bts Would Say Or Do

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Jungkook: you are such a loser, if there is a competition for losers you'd be second!

Jimin: why am i not first?

Jungkook : because you are a LOSER

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Taehyung: wymd (what're you Mcdoing)

Seokjin : hamb (having a Mcmental breakdowm)

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Hoseok: name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom👀👀

Yoongi: getting a full 8 hours sleep..

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*texting but both mad at each other*

Namjoon: Morning.

Seokjin, pettier: M.

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Yoongi: Hoseok had a hard week so i kidnapped him and flew him to disney world.

Seokjin: when i get a hard week i just get another hard week.....

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Jimin: i hope one day i am the person that walks into a room and all eyes are on them...

Jungkook: the trick is to get a really big hat and then scream.

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Yoongi to Hoseok:

I was the most

Beautiful poem

But you were Jared,

19

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BigHit: Give us our views back.

Youtube: and tell me why i should? Hmm

Bighit: or we will bring HIM out.

Youtube: who?

*the door slams open*:

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*bts in America *

Interviewer: so where are you from?

BTS: korea

Interviewer: north or south?

Seokjin, in korean: take a wild fucking guess

Namjoon: h-he said south

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Taehyung: hey guys do you dare me to eat this whole bucket of ice cream?

Rest of BTS: no?

Taehyung, opening the lid: omg i cant believe you guys are actually making me do this haha

BTS: taehyung we didn-

Taehyung, putting a spoonful of ice in his already full mouth: ugh i hate you guys hahahahhahaha

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Yoongi the type of person to only watch Based On A True Story movies because he is tired of people lying to him

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Jungkook after coming home after a long and tiring day,

Jungkook: hey hyung, is there anything to eat?

Yoongi: idk

Hoseok after staying home all day doing nothing,

Hoseok: is there anything to eat?

Yoongi: oh my angel! You must be exhausted! Let me cook for you the most delicious meal! Let me order the finest food your taste buds could taste! Let me-

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Seokjin’s inner intuition: don’t do this, it may ruin your whole life and career

Seokjin: Uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i think im gonna do it

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Yoongi: is 2+2=4?

Yoongi: will you go out with me?

Hoseok:yeah

Hoseok: NOW WAIT A MINUTE I-

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*taekook texting at 3 am*

Jungkook: are you up?

Taehyung : yes

Jungkook: are you mad?

Taehyung: of course not, why would you think that?

Jungkook: idk the ‘yes’ sounded angry

Taehyung:

Taehyung: good fucking night jeon jeongguk

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*Namjoon becomes the highest charting Korean Artist*

Namjoon in the gc: HA i win

Yoongi:

Yoongi : *makes agustD 2*

*Yoongi becomes the highest charting Korean artist*

Namjoon:

Rest of bts:

*All fights and produces albums to see who wins for the next 7 years*