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beatcroc

assoc-of-free-people

That’s the face of a man who has been working with that dog for over a year to keep it from jumping on people.

And that’s the face of a dog saying to the man I’m not touching you.

inthesensethat-deactivated20240

laughingsquid

Two Frantic ‘NCIS’ Characters Try to Stop a Hacker by Implausibly Typing on the Keyboard at the Same Time

fury-brand

Facebook engineers yesterday

spytap

IIRC correctly the writers admitted that they wrote this scene because they were tired of all the criticism that their hacking scenes weren’t 100% accurate, and/or included visual elements like a GUI instead of just command lines, so they decided to have an unofficial internal contest about who could make the tech scenes more and more ridiculous, continuing to ramp it up until we got to this specific moment - the peak of bullshit mountain.

first-order-simulacra

not gonna lie thats Chadlike behavior and i applaud it

chicagoeggwhisperer

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

stitchthisfiona

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

cleolinda

lotus0kid

pomme-poire-peche

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sashaforthewin

Oh if people need context for live slug reaction this is the original post. I'm not sure why it's blowing up today but it sure is hilarious

valtsv

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

tiwaztyrsfist

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

solepunk

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

sillymarillion-comics

luccorvus

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

kaispeakshermind

WHAT

andyoullhearitagain

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

bauliya

people are so hard on him but the poor man lives with an influencer who shoots two vlogs a day

tentacleteapot

anyway *breathes poison mist at you*

cactus-chowder

*doesnt notice bc im properly following CDC guidelines for face masks and public gatherings*

tentacleteapot

enki2

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024

"how was work" carries the same energy as "how was school"

andrasandreas

This is my favorite meme thing I've seen for that:

cannibalchicken

thunderon

kinda in love with the author of this chicken recipe and her love of garlic. karina if you’re single call me

thunderon

like this is exactly how i need to be given cooking instructions. softly reassure me that im not going to burn my house down because im cooking with garlic cloves. thank you karina i believe it’s going to be okay

thunderon

there is. so much. caramelization. the amount of caramelization in this pan is just unprecedented

thunderon

here is the garlic chicken recipe btw. i put it in the replies but im linking it here too cuz ive gotten some asks about it. i can’t cook for shit so trust me when i say this recipe is easy! takes 30 min and uses relatively few ingredients. join me and karina in our garlic-fueled bliss <3

pretttydemonboy

Karina is amazing I love her. She also has a baller one pot tuscan chicken mac and cheese here: https://cafedelites.com/tuscan-chicken-mac-and-cheese/

eat and be merry.

tarotdaddy3-deactivated20230913

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

lasrina

Can I also get in on the part where the doctor patiently bears with me as I scream the entire time and then gives me some spray cheese on a tongue depressor?

drferox

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Having delicious snacks shoved into your face as fast as you can eat them while an injection ‘definitely didn’t happen’

Being told that you are a Brave Lady, Clever Little Man, or Sweet Baby for just sitting still

Getting your toenails clipped while you are here

ooppo

I don't think it's a radical ideal for the want of Hawai'i to become their own independent country. It should have never been taken over by the US in the first place. For a country whose entire foundation is based upon "separation from a colonial country" it's laughable that they made an entire population that was self governed into a state. It's insulting. It's already blatantly obvious that this whole country was based on lies and blood, and it only continues to perpetuate that. I'm shocked that the Hawai'ian sovereignty movement isn't mainstream even though they have been fighting for it since 1997. Fuck the American government.

ooppo

Ever since the US overthrew the Hawaiian monarchy in an illegal coup, Native islanders responded with protest, activism and expressions of c

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skulsakz

fountain in italy

aimee-maroux

This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.