Dirtbag

uwu

[laurielauries]

The facts.

[someoneyoucantstand]

genuine love to Greta Gerwig and Florence Pugh for erasing Amy March as a whiny child with no care and capabilities, and instead enlightening how she was simply a young woman who made mistakes out of anger and loneliness, who was capable of establishing herself

[bearie]

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[soracities]

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

[bumble-b-goode]

can we all get mcdonalds afterwards

[soracities]

we all deserve it so yes absolutely. my treat

[good-tiktoks]

[peachie5000]

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

[fanonical]

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

[fanonical]

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.

[weavemama]

can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims…..

[skykangaroo]

[buffylives]

I promise you that.

[kuruizakihimes]

[pi-la]

Megas vs Mystery Machine

[midnight-revolucion]

When Cartoon Network was The Cartoon Network

[dmvkidcudi]

Used to be so lit

[officialfist]

[edgar-allan-possum]

Nobody tell me what it originally said. I don't want to know.

[ruinedchildhood]

[plants4]

I started high school 7 years ago Jesus

[punishedrupaul]

u done yet

[plants4]

I’m trapped in one of the lockers

[srsfunny]

I’ve been here longer than you and I’ve never seen a ghost here

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I had to read that 4 times before my brain actually got it.

[history-and-stuff-and-things]