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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.
Yes exactly!
Leverage episode where they have to bypass security and burn the Gävlebocken
This would be part of a completely unrelated job in Sweden where burning the Gävlebocken only ends up being necessary by a hugely convoluted sequence of events, so that the entire episode everyone has to constantly remind Parker they are not here to burn the Gävlebocken, leave the Gävlebocken, do not be distracted by the Gävlebocken. Until we finally are rewarded with the delight on Parker's face as everyone on the team concedes that in fact we now must burn the Gävlebocken.
X-Factor v1 #55
Arya recalls her and baby Bran’s first visit down the crypts (Arya IV, AGOT)
More of Rumi who was raised to be a hunter and Kpop idol having no idea how the world works. She thinks garbage collection works like plumbing in that it all gets transported in a big pipe. The concept of a studio apartment is something that has never occurred to her because she's never stayed in a living space with less than four bedrooms. Mira may have never been to a grocery store but Rumi is completely unaware that grocery stores exist.
Bestie @terrestrialnoob this needs to go in the reblogs
[image description: “Mira/Zoey: Rumi, where does food come from?
Rumi, without hesitation: Bobby.”]
There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man
God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
hang on I gotta look something up.
DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation
Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story
Inspired by this post.
disney channel heritage post
this is disgusting misinformation
Stanford Pines wouldn’t know lab safety rules if they bit him in the ass
horses made me transgender
Story time to explain this
-there’s a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men
-like “bite your face off” levels of hate
-enter me, who’s been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means
-I’d been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you
-Then one day I forget that she hates men and I go into her stall with her to clean out the poo
-She Doesent Hate me but I don’t think anything about it because I don’t remember that she’s sexist
-Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there
-“ha ha weird”
-internally I’m screaming “holy shit holy shit holy shit”
-thoughts that I’ve been having suddenly start to make sense
and that’s how I realized I was a girl
#afbh #assigned female by horse (via @chucktaylorupset)
so THIS is what a "horse girl" is
I wish i could have more than one pinned post
The Goblin Emperor will teach you how to speak Elvish without you even realizing it because it so gradually introduces words, so halfway through the book you'll be saying shit like "I can't believe the Ethuverazhid Zhas's dachenmaza nohecharis has to commit revethvoran :/" with a straight face
Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: KPop Demon Hunters (2025) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mira & Rumi & Zoey (KPop Demon Hunters), Jinu/Rumi (KPop Demon Hunters) Characters: Rumi (KPop Demon Hunters), Mira (KPop Demon Hunters), Zoey (KPop Demon Hunters), Jinu (KPop Demon Hunters), Bobby (KPop Demon Hunters), Celine (KPop Demon Hunters) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Developing Friendships, Romance, Demon Rumi (KPop Demon Hunters), Mixed Media Summary:
Rumi, the half-human demon, enters the mortal world with one mission: infiltrate the hunters, bring down the Honmoon, and finally prove she is worth more than her tainted blood. Jinu comes along for the ride.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Agent Carolina/Agent York (Red vs. Blue), Leonard L. Church | AI Program Alpha/Agent Texas | AI Program Beta Characters: Agent York (Red vs. Blue), Agent Texas | AI Program Beta, Agent Carolina (Red vs. Blue), Leonard L. Church | AI Program Alpha, AI Program Delta (Red vs. Blue), Agent Washington (Red vs. Blue), The Director | Dr. Leonard Church Additional Tags: Time Loop, Doomed Relationship, Fix-It of Sorts, Angst with a Happy Ending, Canon-Typical Violence, Temporary Character Death Summary:
Armed with Wyoming’s time-manipulating unit, York and Tex have a chance to go back and try again. And again. And again.
Project Freelancer doesn’t make it easy for them.
An anime girl who thinks she's in a "cute girls doing cute things" slice-of-life comedy until a mysterious beautiful girl transfers to her class and she realizes she's actually in an angsty yuri drama.
"It's okay, we'll just be friends. I'm not a yuri protagonist!" she says while flower petals begin to fall around her and her two best friends start making out.
"Transfer-chan, what's your favorite chips flavor?" she asks, trying to be friendly.
But Transfer-chan runs away crying.
"You reminded her of somebody who was very important to her, Protagonist-san." says Servant-chan, Transfer's childhood friend who's totally not in love with her. "Somebody she lost in a tragic accident."
"I just can't avoid the yuri angst, can't I?"
Transfer-chan looks sadly and stoicly at the moon's reflection on the ocean "Why did you call me here, Protagonist-san?"
"I wanted to hang out at the beach but it suddenly became nighttime and the music got all sad and now I don't know what to do."
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כנגד ארבעה בנים דיברה תורה. חכם, רשע, תם, וזה שאינו יודע לשאול. אבל הכל השתנה כשאומת האש החליטה לתקוף
superman always has amnesia in fics. i want batman to have amnesia. and clark has to justifiably explain why he needs to be by brucie’s side. like, bruce naturally assumes he’s is his metropolis boyfriend and clark is not fast enough to come up with a believable lie before the batkids are like YES, THIS IS YOUR BOYFRIEND CLARK, HE WEARS KHAKIS AND TERRIBLE TIES BUT YOU LOVE HIM
clark splits time being superman and batman (because nightwing can’t fill in) and oh god, bruce has a crisis because he has a crush on batman
clark has to sneak all his plaid shirts into the manor. like, bruce feels bad about not remembering his hot farm boy reporter so he doesn’t criticize all the plaid but really wants to say something
like really wants to
and bruce can’t sleep at night, like he was up all night wandering around the manor and like he almost discovered the bat cave while playing the piano
wayne corp cant deal with how hands on bruce is being with the company, like he is awake during board meetings. everyone is freaking out.
clark’s parents. are. so. supportive?
omg, our son in law is in crisis, let’s move in and take care of him.
clark is not amused.
Bruce has a long heartfelt conversation with Clark about his Batcrush and Clark is just like being supportive externally but internally he has no fucking idea what to do.
give clark kent more secret identities challenge 2k19
Broke: Clark Kent’s secret identity as a spy gets him dragged into a big spy crossover.
Woke: Clark Kent’s secret identity as Batman gets him dragged into a love triangle with Bruce Wayne and himself, while Lois laughs her ass off.
the myth that batman is invulnerable has peaked, criminal underworld claims batman can catch a grenade and crush it with his fist
bruce wayne worried his supportive plaid wearing boyfriend wont like batman
And Pygmalion prayed to Hephaestus, Coppersmith, Renowned Artificer, god of the forge and stonecarving, and prayed that his ivory sculpture may be brought to life.
But Hephaestus, Cunning, Clubfoot, stayed his hand; “I will not allow this,” he said. “To destroy thine handiwork would be contrary to my nature. For great craftsmanship shall last forever, while flesh will falter in time. In stone, she will have beauty that is everlasting, endless and immortal.”
Then Pygmalion prayed to Aprodite and said, “Can you please bring my sculpture to life? Your husband said no,” and lo; Aphrodite had the chance to do something hilarious.
And it was said that the priests of Hephaestus, He Who Toils In The Volcano Of Catania, heard the words of their god muttering, “Go over my head wilt thou, you little asshole.”
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