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Mavi :) Brazilian Old enough to fuck your mom (18yo) @mavi_guitarreira on Instagram (I play guitar, I guess)

[daytrippergilmour]

A fan writes in to Hit Parader with a serious case of Led Zeppelinitus

[thelaughingmagician]

Ten People You'd Like to Get to Know Better Game

I was tagged by @dakiaomine , thank you for the tag!

-> last song: 5 Years Time by Noah And The Whale (a bop)

-> currently watching: Shoresy, Young Justice, Space: Above and Beyond

-> current obsession: Roy Harper; no regrets

-> currently reading: Hellblazer, The New Teen Titans, Everworld

-> currently working on: myself. Trying to be more positive about eveyrthing in general as the world birbs down around us

-> last google search: Backrooms cast list (seeing it tomorrow!)

tagging (no pressure!): @just-syke @morningswan @demigodoreo @jazzmckay @wontgotoheaven @usermischief and anyone else who wants to do it! (Tag me so i see it!)

[just-syke]

Thank you for the tag @thelaughingmagician !

-> Last song: Boy with luv by BTS ft. Halsey.

-> Currently watching: Re-watching comedy Mom, and Business Proposal which is a great KDrama.

-> Current obsession: Books, comics, fictional men, and Jasmine rice.

-> Currently reading: A graphic novels called "Squire" by Nadia Shammas.

-> Currently working on: My weight. I've lost 15 lbs and am going out more for my mental health. AND I'm teaching myself new hobbies. Less technology time, more book time! ^-^

-> Last google search: Can I eat porkbelly while on a calorie deficit? I really miss that food.

Tagging: @escap3ist @yippiescorneroftheinternet @sophiasheretostay @mariposapen @franticallyfancyvalkyrie

[yippiescorneroftheinternet]

Oh, thank you for the tag! I didn't expect it, lol.

→ last song: Let's Kill Tonight by Panic! At The Disco

→ currently watching: I WAS watching The Summer Hikaru Died... Sadly I already finished the anime :(

→ current obsession: my lil guy, Damien, world building, SWORDS!! and old Roblox lore of all things... Oh well

→ currently reading: Too many fanfics on AO3 that I shall not name lmfao....

→ currently working on: A Telamon (Roblox) cosplay!

→ last google search: English to ancient greek dictionary (couldn't find anything good online :()

No pressure tagging!: @aidenlovescoffeeee @ryan-sometimes @nightowl343 @maviluthien (pookies I wanna know what ur up to)

[bucetron3000]

Thank you for the tag, bestie!

Last song: Blame It On The Boogie by Jackson 5

Currenly watching: Game of Thrones and Supernatural

Current obsession: Supernatural and Star Wars

Currently reading: a LOAD of academic texts on language, literature and education becsuse of college :/

Currently working on: college work, a cosplay or another, some drawings.

Last google search: new cuphead game

Tagging: @spoookybunny @creepyblasphemy @itsme-realme20art @chtlyrchmustdie

[aiexh]

“i fucking hate supernatural” i say, hands shaking as i click on the next episode. it is now 3am. i have spent the last 10 hours binging the series, and do not plan on stopping. five Pinterest boards have been created, it is all i have thought about for the past week.

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[aiplejuice]

Oh hell nah I can’t even risking it I’ll reblog this rn

[chaneajoyyy]

Not in 2021! I can’t risk it.

[missbaby]

I was boutta not reblog this and then I see the New York gif post and bitch

[bo0ngus]

I’m too fuckin superstitious to not reblog this

[taylorbug001]

Yeah I am not about to risk it because I need all the luck I can at this point.

[steeleye1]

Fuck you who ever started this. Sorry to the next person who sees.

[bucetron3000]

I just realized I am very few handshakes from one if the most infamous criminal (assassin) in my country (Suzane von Ritchtofen), and I am a bit freaked out.

One of my former teachers used to teach in the school her step-daughter studies and WORST OF ALL: I just discovered two of my former neighbours have been to the same jail as her (Tremembé) and had just got out of it the same year I moved to the neighbourhood 🤓

Literally what the actual fuck

[yippiescorneroftheinternet]

Mavi I'm convinced your city is like cursed :/

You're living a rpg plotpoint, friend, get out 😭🤌

[bucetron3000]

But come on, would you deny living in HawkingsDerryGravityFalls? We got Velho Barreiro 🤠

(I am curreently in my hometown AND wearing my lesbian demon hunter outifit.)

[bucetron3000]

I just realized I am very few handshakes from one if the most infamous criminal (assassin) in my country (Suzane von Ritchtofen), and I am a bit freaked out.

One of my former teachers used to teach in the school her step-daughter studies and WORST OF ALL: I just discovered two of my former neighbours have been to the same jail as her (Tremembé) and had just got out of it the same year I moved to the neighbourhood 🤓

Literally what the actual fuck

[chewing-on-lead]

[satan-offical]

Offical, you say..?

[glitz-gl00p]

"but imagine how hard it was for anakin to torture leia"

why must we always consider the mans feelings over the woman's?? i frankly am not thinking when i saw that "poor guy he's torturing his daughter"

like sure he probs felt bad after he found out she was his daughter but i really feel that should not be our first worry in this

like nobody wants to hear in a legends comic her screams were so like sicking that an officer had to leave her cell to throw up in cannon its considered the worst tourture method and completely banned by the new republic

anyways i dont wanna hear about anakins feelings first

um clarification: its about how it feels sexist to flip from talking about a woman being victimized to being about the man whos making her a victim feelings and the quote was the context of what someone said to me and ive heard it multiple times

[satan-offical]

"When I grow up, I want to be an artist!"

That's what I told everyone, with a pencil and paper in hand

I scribbled my days away, the graphite forming loops and zig zags and squares

And soon I could draw up to a real life person

Then I watched

As my paintings became prompts

As my drawings were fed into a machine

As my signature, MY signiture I spend hours perfecting

Became worthless

I think of all the water every pixel wasted

How many lives are lost, or tricked, or indoctrinated.

But I still pick up my pencil and draw

Those loops, and zig zags, and squares

Because the machine hasn't won

Until I've given up.

[bucetron3000]

[something-about-sunflowers]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[month-of-july]

[bucetron3000]

Butch lesbian Indy and Han 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[zeppelinite]

I think this part of the interview is more egregious than the actual “no homo” story. He has to make it clear him and Robert weren’t that close, that they didn’t plan to be alone, all the members were invited ofc, it was just coincidence… like omfg I hate him

[zeppelinite]

“You and Robert must’ve had a PHENOMENALLY close relationship after 2 years solid touring to go away to a cottage together in the middle of nowhere with no distractions ” now that I’m thinking about it the interviewer was ragebaiting him here

[penny-anna]

further a new hope re-watch thought: i still think luke's 'crush' on leia makes a lot more sense if you think he isn't actually attracted to women

[penny-anna]

like he's still figuring out his sexuality & then he sees Leia for the first time and goes 'i feel profoundly drawn to and fascinated by this girl deep down in my soul. this must be what being attracted to a woman feels like. this is definitely a normal crush experience.'

[penny-anna]

Luke, trying to socialise with the other fighter pilots: you know when you see a girl you like and you immediately feel like you've known her your whole life and you just know that you were destined to meet and that your souls are made out of the same stuff?

Wes: when I see a girl I like the first thing I notice is boobs

Luke: ....oh. yeah that's fun too I guess.

[penny-anna]

down w both aroace Luke & gay Luke for this take btw. both work. gay Luke has the edge for me bcos of the idea of him eventually actually getting a crush on a guy and going 'wait a second. hey wait a second-'

[bucetron3000]

THIS ‼️‼️‼️

[mlder]

'#Han and Leia's relationship is just not predatory' so you're okay with accepting criticisms for other movies apart from the ones that you care about? it's def not healthy.

Oh anon. I care about a big part of Harrison Ford’s filmography. I’ve seen 90% of it. I’m aware and I claim myself that a lot of it is really shitty in many ways (which bothers a lot of people on here btw). Star Wars isn’t on a pedestal to me, and if I’m being honest, I may love its universe but Blade Runner is my favorite movie of all time for complete different reasons and none of them involve Harrison being the lead. I’m also more than willing to say that the sex scene in it is VERY predatory, it makes me uncomfortable as hell and I usually skip it because I find it just bad. When you know the behind-the-scenes context, it only gets even worse. So, while I can totally understand and even defend people seeing Deckard and Rachel’s relationship as predatory and even abusive (and worse than that tbh), as well as in other movies where Harrison was involved like basically all of the original Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones’s relationship with Willie just rubs me the wrong way too though it’s less “bad”), Han and Leia’s relationship just isn’t comparable and that honestly has nothing to do with Star Wars itself.

Han may be a little shit to Leia in the first movie, but she’s equally a little shit to him. Hell, by the end of the movie they’re all embracing each other because they’re glad everyone is alive. Empire Strikes Back is about two people who fell in love by spending two years in a confined base together and both having too much pride to admit it to the other. So yeah, they bicker and they argue. But they’re never mean to each other. Han isn’t predatory and people (just like that video on YouTube) that take the first kiss as proof that Han is abusive is bullshit. The fact that the person who made it didn’t even include the extended version just proves they don’t know what they’re talking about. And anon, if you haven’t seen it, I’d advise you do. Because that’s how they imagined it and shot it, it was just cut in post-production. I’ll give you a brief summary.

Han enters the small space just like in the final cut. It’s the same take, so. They bicker as usual. Han leans down and kisses Leia. Then after merely 3 seconds, he stops and retreats a bit. Leia looks at him, smiles and tells him, “Okay, hotshot”. She gives him permission and then she engages in another kiss and that’s the one we see in the final cut. Notice how their arms are in different positions and Leia seems more relaxed? That’s because in the original cut, Leia is the one who kisses him back and she literally grabs his head to kiss him. Like… please. PLEASE. There’s a few other “intimate” scenes that were deleted that show how affectionate the both of them are immediately after that scene. The tension has just disappeared because they were basically chasing each other not knowing what to do. I can’t in a million years imagine how a person could see those three (even four now) movies, see their relationship and how it evolves and then include it in a video comparing it to what is basically a disguised rape scene in Blade Runner. I just can’t. Plenty of movies are problematic, but if anything Star Wars has done right is how it handled Han and Leia’s relationship and how it developed from something that had the potential to indeed become quite unhealthy to a healthy relationship between two completely consenting adults.

So yeah anon, you can shit all over Blade Runner and other movies if you want to because honestly I would understand why considering the amount of crap that goes down in most of Harrison’s movies with his love interests, but Star Wars isn’t one of those and thank god for that.

[xohanxleiaxo]

LOUDER FOR THE IDIOTS IN THE BACK