Gl00p

the lesbian in your floorboards i cannot spell - any pronouns

[glitz-gl00p]

homestly one of my favorite things about star wars is the fact bail organa just showed up with a baby and breha was just like okay got a baby now

[curiooftheheart]

Politics is actually like…one of the top reasons to cut someone out of your life? Where the fuck did we get this idea it’s an invalid reason to abandon people? It’s literally your statement on how you think society should exist and what rights you think people should have and how. It ain’t fucking “My uncle Craig’s dead to me because he takes his sandwiches with the crust on” it’s “My uncle Craig has consistently stated a hatred of minorities and poor people for longer than I’ve been alive, of course I’m gonna call him a piece of shit”

[lilywalkers]

han and leia would be that on-and-off casual couple in high school that never speak to each other at school except a few snide remarks, but then you’d go to a party and they would be sharing a blunt and standing off to the side by themselves, both with the most heinous case of rbf

[romantic-revolution-romy]

Star Wars Celebration 2016 💫

July 15, 2016 in London

The Rogue One: A Star Wars Story presentation

[analog-autistic]

we've definitely posted about this before but if i see one more person act like the only forms of childhood trauma that exist are abuse from family or sexual assault i will actually start crying and it will be so so so loud everyone will hear it from every corner of the earth

THE SCHOOL SYSTEM !!! PEER ABUSE !!!!! ISOLATION !!!!!!!! RACISM !!! SEXISM !!!!!! MEDICAL ABUSE !!!!!! NONCONSENSUAL SURGERY !!!! POVERTY !!!! SO MUCH MORE !!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[analog-autistic]

!!!!!

[virtuevistavalley]

Natural disasters! I never see anyone talk about that one and as a result I spent years thinking that watching my hometown get destroyed on the news and subsequently having to uproot my entire life at the age of seven wasn't Real Trauma because there was no Abuser™

[shu-of-the-wind]

even MOVING too many times can cause trauma. source: my therapist whose eyes bugged out of her head when i told her i'd moved thirty times by the time i turned 18 and talked for half an hour about how destabilizing even one move can be for a child, let alone thirty

[nocturnalgremlingiant]

Was thinking about Solo and. Ughhhhhh.

Someone tell me why, in a movie made in the 80s, the one black guy in the cast is… presented as really normal and nice, his flirting (with a white woman no less!) is presented as him being a little annoying at worst, and if you’re uncomfortable with him but not Han that’s on you, also he’s in charge of a whole city and nobody thinks that’s weird or unrealistic, and he only loses that because the bad guys trick him.

Meanwhile a movie made in the late 2010s gives that same character a sidekick who’s always saying something about “equal rights” while also being the most loud and annoying character in the movie, and her whole plot about equality is played for laughs. And then she dies.

[sammy-bryant]

you’re on tumblr. not twitter. not tiktok. not instagram. liking a post doesn’t spread a creator’s work around the site, a reblog does. likes are always always appreciated but reblogging a creator’s work is the best way to show appreciation for the hard work that went to creating it. so please PLEASE reblog.

[supertaliart]

I was thinking about that moment in the Sound of Music where Captain Von Trapp rips up the Nazi flag. And then I thought there should be a version of that but with Bail Organa ripping up the imperial flag.

And then I thought, there should be an AU where Bail and Breha call up Obi-wan and go hey, we know you’re off being an ex-space-nun/monk but we have a whole bunch of children that we need your help raising. You should disguise yourself and come be our nanny.

And Obi-wan is like “???? I left you with one child what do you mean you have a whole bunch now??!?” And they’re like “we’re not telling you because the mystery is the only way we can get you to visit.”

So Obi-wan shows up and Bail and Breha have a whole mess of ex-padawans and initiates that they’ve found and rescued (definitely Caleb and Cal) and are now raising alongside Leia.

And Obi-Wan Kenobi cannot turn his back on that. More hope for the future than he even dreamed could exist. So he stays and teaches them how to hide themselves and eventually is convinced by Bail and Breha that it’s okay to teach them to hope too. That the have to believe that one day it will be safe to be a Jedi again and then they will need the teachings beyond just how to hide their force signatures.

Then Bail and Breha both seduce Obi-wan together.

But eventually someone tips off the empire (one of the padawans has shit taste in partners) and Obi-wan and all the padawans have to flee to Spitzerland (Space Switzerland).

Pick your own adventure whether any combo of Bail/Breha/Leia goes with them for as sweet an ending as you like (although I don’t think Leia could truly stay out of the fight for long, no more than Owen can keep Luke from longing for the stars)

Anyways this has been The Sound of Meditation, another of my “I don’t know who this is for, this might just be for me” AUs.

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[asters-28]

panaka seeing leia in padmes dress a few years older than she was but almost thirty years later

[lemonsandman]

modern! hanleia because i love them sm

[xdarkfaeteethx-deactivated20260]

If you see me like your vent post that is me giving u a lil hug, I do not enjoy your suffering

[theorganasolo]

Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill behind the scenes of Star Wars

[sovietnam]

[delicatefalice]

all my mornings are Monday’s stuck in an endless February

[remedial-chaos-the0ry]

Leia sketch ft. tea pot sonny angel sticker

[star-wars-forever]