Bastard Man Extraordinaire

POV: You're walking through a thick forest. You hear an animal bleat from the underbrush. Suddenly, a massive deer-man jumps out of the bushes, and he's HORNY.

[phantomrose96]

Found the worst dresses at the store today, lads.

[phantomrose96]

[pancakeke]

I just found an etsy shop that sells parts for escape rooms and it feels like looking through a store for decorating your animal crossing house 

[pancakeke]

I want this in my real life house

[raidell]

im going to throw a party and stay in the attic and only talk to guests through this

[mothmansbignaturals]

hey tell me fun facts about pirates

[mothmansbignaturals]

this is everything i could ever want

[sluttyfranzkafka]

The last one is about Anne Bonny, Jack Rackham and Mary Read.

Mary boarded their ship and joined their crew, posing as a man. Bonny had done the same to Mary, until she’d fallen in love with her and revealed she was a woman (what she’d possibly already known as it wasnt much of a secret). Mary in her turn revealed she was a woman as well, and their affair started. Jack became jealous of the idea that Anne was with another man away from him, so Mary was revealed to Jack as well, and the three of them entered a poly relationship and lead the crew together.

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[bimbinis]

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

[kitty]

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

[nerroart]

Oh here it is again. The best video ever

[gryffindorcls]

MY HEART ❤️

[aur-eliaa]

I don’t even play this but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen since opening Twitter 10 minutes ago

[sabertoothwalrus]

Steven: I mean I guess???

[stariousfalls]

……..sO I MADE A SMALL MONTAGE OF DIPPER’S SCREAMS AND OTHER NOISES 

[falloutcipher]

(I made this wayyyyy back before roadside attraction but since the series is almost over I figured I’d finally post it)

[thelordanubis]

This is a fucking treasure

[boofwellington]

[piss-guzzling-ghost-deactivated]

pull the trigger, children

[justplainsimon]

The “i watched myself die” trio makes a return

[milsae]

little twins

[primrooks]

first episode ends

[sailorleo]

friend: so where's this going?

me: it's actually a high-stakes dual coming-of-age story that toys with the viewers' fears of the children repeating the mistakes of previous generations as a faustian demon threatens to tear the world asunder.

on screen: a gnome barfing rainbows

[fallen-gravity]

sorry mom I can’t go to school tomorrow it’s a national holiday

[eggmcmuffinboy]

tried something new i guess ?

[sailorleo]

hap birthday/almost-birthday my 2 favorite episodes

[potatobam]

Have a picture of Grunkle Stan lifting the twins on your dash :)